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  1. Summary

    "If I find you in every reality, are we friends, or just the children of friendly gods?"
    "Does it matter? For this lifetime we are friends, and we must go one at a time."

    Noncanon AmeSMP fics, mostly focused on the gang being very attached to each other

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    A 50k+ fic that was meant to be a oneshot and a bunch of oneshots that were supposed to be a 30 chapter longfic. Best laid plans of mice and men (of piglins and avians), am I right?

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    Short, not-quite-standalones, generally one shots.

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  4. Summary

    This is a math problem.

    If X is a six hundred year old morally unstable fae, and Y is an undercover investigation, what do you get when you multiply both by a city of family-shaped Players (Z)?

    Solve for- solve for- solve for-

    (Math is too logical of a practice for the Fae Wilds.
    Your calculations are
    Incorrect
    )

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    Wherein Harry is traumatized but pretending he's not, Connor definitely does not have possession problems, and Bryony has decided that becoming a Dark Lady is a wonderful career choice.
    Once upon a time, children chose kindness, but war chose children.
    Or-
    The adventures of a horcrux and his necromancer, set to the background of proper wbwl tropes.

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    “If she's not your girlfriend, then why are you looking for an engaged girl?”

    Zuko suddenly realizes how this might look: the Fire Prince searching for a young Water Tribe girl who is engaged to someone else...

    “She's not my girlfriend!” Zuko says. And then, faced with June's judgmental gaze, he does what he does best: he panics and stops thinking. “She's my fiancée!”

    Or: A moment of panic causes Zuko to lie. The temporary lie proves so useful that he starts lying more often. Somewhere along the way, Katara decides to play along.

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    14 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Monsters couldn’t be heroes, they said—too delicate, easily killed by any villain with LV, and despite the power of their magic, they wouldn’t survive on the field long enough to use it. 

    Undyne said fuck that. 

    The quirkless couldn’t be heroes, they said—useless, unevolved, and fragile. They wouldn’t be able to stop villains—they would just be liabilities to real heroes. 

    Izuku asked the right person if that was true.

    Or—

    “Can someone like me be a hero? Even without a quirk?”

    Justice barked out a laugh, and Izuku’s heart dropped, his eyes stinging and his last flicker of hope shattering, before—“The hell do you mean, punk? What’s a quirk got to do with it?”

    She bared her sharp teeth in a fierce grin, something burning behind her gaze that said she knew exactly what he meant. 

    “You got guts? Passion? Maybe a big ass sword? That’s all you need. And if anyone says anything different, you tell them ‘fuck you,’ and keep going. When the deck’s stacked against you, you light that deck on fire.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Dean’s minding his own business, sipping on a beer and leering at the bartender, when a guy that admittedly has about four inches and a good twenty pounds of muscle on him storms over and shoves him in the arm.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The Saja Boys made one critical mistake when humiliating Huntr/x at the variety show 'Play Games With Us'; they didn't anticipate that the girls would call their mother.

     

    In other words, Celine beats the living Saja out of the Boys.

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    04 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Rumi’s had too many close calls. A sleeve slipping. Shirt stretching. Certain viewing angles.

    She writes down a full set of instructions to herself, to address any emergency situation where her patterns get exposed. It’s hidden deep inside the tower, but if she’s gotta run away, she can grab it on the way out.

    There’s just one contingency she didn’t plan for:

    Zoey finding it.

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    03 Mar 2026