Dollarstore_Cryptid
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Before the stars fell by Dollarstore_Cryptid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2023
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I don’t think I know what I’m doing- but I do know that HEHEHE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY BUT WITH A WINGMAN/EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DUMBASS?
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- Part 1 of Good Omens and The Terrible Wingman
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unorganized chaos that my brain needed a place to dump
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“Archaeon, my dear,” Hamanthe murmured, “something is off in the air…” Archaeon opened an eye “It is dark out, my flower, are you sure you didn’t merely have a nightmare?”
Hamanthe narrowed his beautiful eyes into the darkness, thunder rolling outside the safe confines of Archaeon’s chambers, “I am sure. Someone …or something… is tampering with the rivers.”Series
- Part 1 of Sands of Wrath
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Pyra meets Glaive's eyes, her gaze softening as it traces the familiar lines of his face "Lower your weapon, Glaive. There is a peaceful way to stop this."
"And what if I do not, Pyra?" He asks, his voice surprisingly gentle as the wind tugs at his beard. Gray gaze fixed on Crimson."Then we will fight" She states simply, an undertone of sorrow alongside the hope in her ethereal voice "We will fight to the death."
Glaive’s shaded gaze hardens as thunder rumbles in the background, the rain pelting the few living and the far more numerous dead who remain on the battlefield.
“Then I guess I must kill yet another god.”
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Our story starts on a scenic highway, a blue sedan speeding down the grey asphalt,
lights from the street-lamps above reflecting on the shiny blue exterior of the car
A banging sound can be heard from the trunk as the car speeds up, breaking 100 m/ph.
Where were they taking him?!
Would he be rescued?
Would he Survive…?
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Good Omens and The Terrible Wingman by Dollarstore_Cryptid
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2023
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Can't You See We're in the Middle of Something? by passionately_inkd
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
20 Jan 2026
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5 Times Will and Hannibal keep trying to have sex. They get interrupted at
Every. Possible. Moment.
& then 1 Time Will and Hannibal get to fuck
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“What in the world are you two doing? Why aren't you in the lab?”
Will's jaw clenched. He was ready to give Jack hell. Hannibal beat him to it. He spoke more calmly than Will could have managed.
"We're examining Will's somatic memory and how it ties into his mental well-being.”
Bookmarked by Dollarstore_Cryptid
04 Feb 2026
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And maybe this was the renowned magician’s latest trick: to make Gob’s place in the world — the very way his head sat on his shoulders — disappear! And then, of course, disappear himself, without a word to Gob.
God, how he longed Michael would have split that forget-me-now with him before he saw Tony appear in his robe on the staircase landing.
or, the one where gob is still pining over tony after cinco de quatro, and has to regularly get off to get it out of his system.
Bookmarked by Dollarstore_Cryptid
27 Jan 2026
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No parties planned, no place to go
It's just the two of us alone
And in the house we see a light
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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Bookmarked by Dollarstore_Cryptid
05 Nov 2025
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Phenomaman follows Robert home searching for therapy and totally not trying to manipulate his way into Robert's pants.
Just as he planned, he gets a little more than just therapy...
Bookmarked by Dollarstore_Cryptid
05 Nov 2025