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  1. Rec 7

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    Aerion Targaryen is the worst person Dunk has ever met.

    Their relationship started with a punch, and a kiss that tasted like vomit. Two months later, Dunk is sneaking into the Targaryen house at night and there is nowhere he would rather be.
    But it isn’t enough. And Dunk is still in the closet. And Maekar will find out about them, eventually.
    How long can they keep it secret? And can they keep it at all?

    This is a sequel. Read part 1 here, if you haven't already.

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    18 May 2026

  2. Rec 10

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    Молодой регбист Дункан встречает в клубе симпатичного миниатюрного блондина, но не узнаёт его.

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    18 May 2026

  3. Rec 17

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    дунк хочет извиниться. эйрион хочет убивать.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Rec *

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    “You’re sure?”

    Dunk meets his eye.

    “Write it down,” Aerion mimics, his impression of a low, grumbling Irish brogue. Licks his bottom lip.

    The answer ends up being correct. Aerion discovers this at the end of the round when Arlan reads them back. Dunk says nothing, but his knee, which has now been resting against Aerion’s for the past two minutes presses once. Briefly, then is still.

    Tanselle takes a long sip of her drink, rolls her eyes at the ceiling.

    Daeron Targaryen has finally landed a gig (fuck yeah!). Fifty quid a night, five weeks, one pub in North London wedged between a fried chicken place and somewhere called Fun Pizza. His brother travels an hour on the tube to be there and is, allegedly, there to record. The bar guy is six foot six.

    Nobody panic.

    Or: a very realistic love story set in modern-day London.

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    16 May 2026

  5. Rec 39

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    It takes three rings before the call connects, and the second it does, Dunk is already hissing into the phone, “This really fucking hot guy just proposed to have sex with me, if I pretend to date him and go as his plus-one to his brother’s wedding. What do I do?” he blurts, sounding properly frantic. “Ah, and I think he might be a junkie? Or just messing with me. Hard to tell. But he’s really, really hot.”

    or: The one where serial monogamist Dunk engages in a fuck-buddies-fake-dating type of deal with notorious slut, hater of anything labels and commitment, Aerion. What can go wrong?

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    15 May 2026