11 Works by DropTheBeet
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Draco Malfoy and The Potter-Led Workplace Harassment by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Draco was becoming hysterical. He was losing the plot.
“You test all your products, Potter?” He was flirting. Draco was half convinced he’d start laughing. Or sobbing. Hopefully he’d look down and find he’d forgotten his trousers, and was dreaming.
The smile stretching Potter’s lips was utterly filthy, and he was still in Draco’s space. “Matter of fact, I do.” Potter was flirting back. Oh lord. Draco was having an out of body experience. “Where do you think the product descriptions come from?””
Or: Draco works in the business tax office at the Ministry, and gets bothered with Potter’s brainless questions far more often than he wants. And inflicted with his presence. And confronted with his various wares. Which would be bad enough, but Potter owns a bloody sex toy shop. This has to be some kind of sexual harassment, surely?
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Tell me what you want by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
13 Jul 2023
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Clark has a crush on Bruce. Bruce figures he's young, he'll get over it. Instead, Clark manages to get under Bruce's skin just by asking one simple question. A question that Bruce hadn't bothered to consider in a long time.
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Blind Date by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jan 2020
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Wade has got the most perfect date lined up for sweet lil Petey pie. They ticked every box. Rockin’ bod. Great sense of humour. Knows he’s Spidey and fully supports that. In fact, even a glorified red onesie so they can coordinate with the webslinger himself.
He couldn’t possibly have gotten it wrong.
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Suicidal Tendencies by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2019
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A series of suspicious suicides with one common linking theme: Deadpool.
Peter has to try to find out what's going on and track down the perpetrator before more people die...
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Don't worry, still the typical humour you've come to expect from the comics. And Peter doesn't commit suicide. And Wade doesn't stay dead, so you're all good.
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Makes Scents by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Deadpool is new in town and stinks up the place by accidentally scent marking everywhere, making Peter go a little crazy trying to track down the source of the delicious smell.
This ISN'T ABO (tho I do love ABO, I just wanted to try something different), this is just Peter being a lil more in touch with his animal urges. I even looked up if spiders can smell for this (they can! Very well!)
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- Part 4 of Spideypool Bingo
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So you think you're slick? A real wise guy by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2019
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Did this in a sprint on the Spideypool server. Short and sweet! Enjoy!
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- Part 3 of Spideypool Bingo
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Hot Mess by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jul 2019
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Peter keeps finding Wade in... Precarious situations.
Getting fucked, okay? Because Wade's a fuckin slut and u can fite me on it.
We had an actual beta on this one! Thanks Aerographer ur a babe <3
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- Part 2 of Spideypool Bingo
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Heat Helper by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jun 2019
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Prompt for Spideypool Bingo off tumblr. This is a one off, but may expand if I get enough interest. The prompt just kinda spoke to me adfjnaosidgnfrjut
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- Part 1 of Spideypool Bingo
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Say My Name by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Mar 2019
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Spider-man and Deadpool have been... Associates for a while now. But as personal pressures cause Spidey to spiral into chaos, he finds himself growing closer to the mercenary who has a weird obsession with him calling him by name.
This fic may change rating in later chapters, but I will try to tag each chapter so you can skip it if you want. It's not in any particular universe, I just pick and choose what bits of lore I wanna add. In the immortal words of Katya and Trixie Mattel, "Because it's our show. And not yours."
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Unbeta'd, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Gabriel goes back to the hick town he lived in during highschool with his abuelo. Jack is still there, and a kindergarden teacher. Shenanigans, mostly rom-com fluff because my boys have enough angst ok let them live
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"They are called Crocs. They are comfortable. They're retro."
Tracer and Widowmaker banter, bit of a break down. Lets see if our little spider is fixable.