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As Aventurine digested the words, Ratio looked at him for a reaction, “These… bugs, they’re trying mate but they keep releasing a chemical that's killing them.”
“Their own pheromones. Yes.”
“You were glowing because…”
Ratio’s frown deepened, an embarrassed expression trying to take over his face. But, Ratio managed to keep his composer nonetheless.
“I… tripped.”
Or; Aventurine drives Dr. Ratio up the mountainside for his expedition to study the effects of aphrodisiac production from an invasive species--that causes things to go south, very quickly.
Bookmarked by Dudus
19 Jan 2026
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Evil X and Xisuma are identical twins, even down to the matching birthmark on their faces in the shape of an X.
And unfortunately, Evil X was sick of it.
Evil X got more sick of it when even when he was redeemed, the hermits couldn't seem to think of him as anything but an extension of Xisuma.
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Or-The five times a Hermit called Evil X Xisuma, and the one time someone got it right,
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15 Jan 2026
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Diverging Future by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by Dudus
08 Jan 2026
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Mumbo is trying to work on his base. Evil Xisuma is on the server for a visit. They decide they want to bother Mumbo. Verbal shenanigans ensue.
Aka:
I saw someone headcanon that Xisuma is legally Mumbo’s dad since Mumbo was under 18 when he joined Hermitcraft, and Xisuma was admin at the time. I then thought about how that would make Evil Xisuma his uncle. Probably. At the very least that’s how EX sees it.Bookmarked by Dudus
08 Jan 2026
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After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.
It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.
Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.
"And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"
Very bad indeed.
Bookmarked by Dudus
03 Jan 2026
