DysfunctionalDevilry
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paint me like one of them dead girls by junieyes
Fandoms: Resident Evil - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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“Leon – Leon, shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!”
“You shoot the eye!”
“You trust me that much?!”
“I can duck!”
“Bullets?!”
Frantic and too anxious to use the handgun, you throw a flash grenade. It doesn’t do anything. Despite being chased by a mutated and inhuman monster, Leon still has time to throw you an incredulous look.
In your stupidity, you forgot to pull the pin.
(Alternatively: It is September 1998. You are nineteen years old and living in Racoon City. Or, you were, until about five days ago. Now you're just surviving, and badly at that. But hey, at least you've got Leon Kennedy by your side, right?)
(Alternatively alternatively: Your life sucks. The end.)
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- Part 1 of the alphabet virus
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28 May 2026
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A Side of Ham by seeing_blue
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Apr 2026
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At the tourney of Ashford Meadow, a particular servant meets a particular hedge knight and his squire.
All of Westeros will come to know the tale.
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- Part 4 of ASOIAF Fics
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17 Apr 2026
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A Bolt From The Blue by Sublimeinal_Messages
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, game of thrones
21 May 2026
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"You should be so mad at me."
"Oh, furious," he panted, drawing her body closer to his. Beneath pretty blond lashes, his eyes were bright and twinkling. "Can't you tell?"
Daeron knew he meant to go down in history as another fail son of the Targaryen line—knew he’d die young, knew he’d do the same in life as he did in death: disappointing his father, his family, his name. He knew he’d never know love or passion unless it came out of the bottom of a cup or the skirts of a whore. He’d seen it all in his dreams.
He didn’t see Mariyam Storm and all that she’d be to him, until she shot him with her crossbow.
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16 Apr 2026
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Vice Admiral Garp is undone by a sundress, strategic sabotage, and one very dangerous woman.
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29 Mar 2026
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I Meant To Do That! - The Inquisitor Coyote Story by EmberLeo, SeabhacMhor
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Nov 2023
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A DragonAge Kink Prompt was requested:
"So, kind of like a modern girl in thedas situation, but instead of a person it's a god.
However, no one really believes that they are a god because the fade is interfering with their power. Until they physically go into the fade and boom! All the powers! How do the companions/LI react to that?"
-----Coyote volunteered.
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Updates as life and spoons allow.I promise I haven't abandoned the fic, and won't! And, frankly, couldn't. Coyote would probably sing "Three hundred bottles of beer on the wall" to me every night in my dreams until I relented, if I tried! XD
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26 Aug 2025