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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Cap,” Bood says softly, “I need you to curb your expectations here. This isn’t Boston. We sell maybe a third of the seats. I’ve seen nightclubs more packed than our home games.”

    “That is because you have not given them something to be excited about. I am here now. They will have hope.” Ilya smiles brightly and shakes off the hand of his assistant captain.

    Bood just huffs and shakes his head. “What a fucking asshole.”

     

    OR: Ilya Rozanov is THAT GIRL when it comes to hockey.

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    10 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating.

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    10 May 2026

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    09 May 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Jane Miller is a new barista in a coffee shop ten minutes from the Canadian Tire Centre. Her life was supposedly boring and temporary while she was saving for college, until the day Ilya Rozanov signed with the Ottawa Centaurs. Along the way, she accidentally befriended the hockey star and became the vessel for him to gush about his girlfriend, who was also named Jane.

    Or,

    Ilya Rozanov, get villaged!

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    07 May 2026