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Stan Marsh decides he needs a break—from his dad, the farm, school, and the general South Park-ness of it all.
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ephemeral enchantments by Eatmysockshaha
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Aug 2023
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in which Henry is an overworked barista with a tendency to embarrass himself in front of everything that breaths and Alex is charmed from the first time he met him.
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You think he'd realize but he's infatuated by Eatmysockshaha
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
17 Apr 2022
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'𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥
𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨'
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The soulmate AU no one asked for but I wrote anyways
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dana street by alspancakes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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“Rozanov needs a place to stay. His visa won’t allow him to go home to Russia over the break, and we don’t have the cash to put him in a hotel.”
Did the Harvard dorms completely shut down over the winter break? What about the dining hall? Shane supposed he didn’t really know. He’d never stuck around to find out, when he was younger.
“Okay?”
Coach raised his eyebrows. “So, he’s staying with you.”
Shane’s eyes went wide.
“What?”
“Come on, Captain,” Wiebe looked down his nose at Shane. “Try not to look too thrilled.”
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fall in love again and again by galactictsukki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Dec 2025
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“I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”
Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”
“I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”
Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”
This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”
Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”
“I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”
Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally
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A Study in Denial by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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“Stop,” Shane rasped, though his hands refused to push away. “We can’t—“
Ilya lifted his head, eyes blazing. “You wanted to know how to dance with a girl,” he said quietly. “I’m showing you.” His thumb swept along Shane’s lower lip, then pressed gently until Shane parted his mouth again. Ilya leaned in, gave him another searing kiss. Shane leaned into it, desperate. Every inch of him leaned.
When Ilya finally pulled back, Shane chased him, lips chasing his. Ilya smiled, pleased, before catching Shane’s jaw in one large hand, holding him still. He studied the flushed face, the glassy eyes, the swollen mouth. “That’s how you do it,” he said, low and final, as if stamping a grade on an assignment. He rubbed his thumb over Shane’s cheek one last time, then stepped away.
Shane tries to date a woman. Ilya shows him how it's done.
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Everything that happens in episode 4 after Shane excuses himself to the bathroom. He meets Ilya.
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21 Dec 2025
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shane gets sick before a game against boston... looks like he wont be seeing ilya later (unless???) ft. ilya bringing shane russian food
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He hadn’t told Rozanov, why would he? They’d exchanged their usual quips in the days leading up to the game, riffing about who would win, how many goals they’d score. But underlying it all was the knowledge that they’d end the night in each other’s arms. Shane refused to admit it, but that might have been part of the reason he was so determined not to get sick. If it was any other game, any other team… It had been four months since he’d seen Rozanov. Four months of convincing himself he would finally end it, while simultaneously counting down the days until they would see each other again-- until this game. A game Shane would not be attending.Bookmarked by Eatmysockshaha
16 Dec 2025
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Five and a Half Beers and Just as Many Chalupas by Erisenyo
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Nov 2025
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Hollander as an opponent has always been focused and precise and an absolute nightmare for a defenseman, the kind of player you dread facing.
Hollander as a teammate is…well, he’s still focused and precise, and intense about every drill and lift and film session to the point of being more than a little intimidating.
Hollander on five-and-a-half beers and just as many chalupas is something else entirely.
OR,
The Centaurs get to know Shane Hollander.
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