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When Ed searches Craigslist for a used bike, he finds a picture of a hot, confused-looking man in the middle of putting his shirt on (or taking it off?). In exchange for the bike, Ed offers to help Stede set up a Grindr profile, and over the course of an evening, they talk personal histories and historical pirates. By the end of the evening, they go for the ride of their lives.
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Paleoanthropologist, Lucius Spriggs, has been on an archeological dig in Vancouver Island for the past three years, with nothing to show for it. Now, at the end of the dig, he's ready to finally be done and move onto the next project. But when his co-lead for the project, Jim, tells him about a major find, his entire attitude about the dig changes. And human history itself is forever changed.
Meanwhile, in 45,000 BCE, a lone sailor washed up half dead on the shore of a random island, further north than he ever meant to go, and met the love of his life.
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Forever is a Feeling by rose_quartz_kitten, the_widow_olivia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2026
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Sometimes it’s like Stede can read Ed’s thoughts—except for all the times when it’s painfully obvious that he can’t.
Especially the whole, y’know, Ed being in love with him thing.
Ed flicks some ash into the daffodil bed. “Thought you quit.”
“I did.” Stede says, all eyelashes and dimples as he makes a “gimme” motion with two fingers.
Ed sighs and hands over the pack and a lighter. He isn’t present as he does it, not really. He’s thinking about that other life, where Stede takes Ed’s cigarette from his lips without asking.
A modern AU based on Lucy Dacus' album, Forever is a Feeling.
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Stede sells soap. Ed sells soup. Their adjacent holiday market booths give them a chance to become fast friends. A sudden emergency has Ed offering a wild solution—a quick sham marriage to allow Stede to keep accessing his much-needed medication.
Ed’s never planned to get married. Stede never wants to be married again. It’s an easy choice, as long as no one’s heart gets involved.
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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Edward Teach has made quite a name for himself in Hollywood— directing, producing, cleaning up after Jack Rackham's messes— but he's lost some of the magic. When his friends Anne and Mary ask him to come to New York to produce their latest play, Ed finds a fast friend in Stede Bonnet, and maybe something more.
A late 1970s AU inspired by Orville Peck's song of the same name.