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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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"I suppose the place does need a little dusting, but surely that doesn't take an entire day!" He couldn't stomach the thought of his workplace's reaction to him requesting his scarce amount of paid leave to clean. He could blow his arm right off and Jade would be asking if he could come into work that afternoon. "The IPC doesn't stop accumulating wealth for the Amber Lord just for anything, y'know."
"I already calculated it—" of course he did "—And the time it will take for two people to clean to recommended standards is approximately six hours."
"Wait, hold on," Aventurine interjected, "Two people?" As in Ratio was planning on helping him?
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In which Ratio and Aventurine clean the latter's apartment and get a little dirty in the process.
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Icarus
> Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about rubber ducks in iambic pentameter.It didn’t take long for a response to come in. Either a fast bot or someone too eager to message him.
Cheval
> ???
> What?--
Veritas Ratio ends up in the world of sugar daddies as he attempts to afford rent in Pier Point. He meets the anonymous Cheval, someone very willing to pay it for him. He attempts to navigate his "partnership" with Cheval, IPC politics, as well as his feelings for a certain Stoneheart. Will he strike rich or go broke trying?
[temp hiatus! still being worked on, just lots of life stuff happening right now]
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JoFoes Hooters by Esi_Kinnie, thobkinz
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jul 2023
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Hooters has been in seriously bad business lately and is going bankrupt. The location that Yoshikage Kira is the manager of is up for possibly being closed if they don’t get their sales up. Lots of hijinks ensue, especially when it involves the colorful cast of employees and customers at JoFoe's Hooters. Will they save the restaurant or end up killing each other trying?
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I Should be Over All the Butterflies (But I'm Into You) by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
05 Dec 2021
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Solomon has a crush on Satan and is worried when he notices that Satan hasn't read his texts.
Written for my best friend Av for their birthday! Happy birthday Av!!! ILY! :D
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I Don't Want to Spend My Life Without Your Kiss Goodnight by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Nov 2021
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Dio has a reoccurring nightmare. One night, it happens with Kira next to him.
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"I told you, I have an eye for people. I know that when you go back to your boring life, surrounded by boring people who worship the ground you walk on—"
Aventurine swiftly reels him in until their bodies meet. The host's lips move against his ear.
"—you're going to think about the man who brought you to your knees with a simple party trick."
Dr. Veritas Ratio, a celebrity medical researcher and science communicator, has withdrawn from the public eye and now leads a quiet life as a professor and attending physician at the UVP Medical Center. The day-to-day operations of the emergency department have him teetering on the edge of severe burnout, but will a fateful encounter with Pier Point's number one host be just the magic he needs? Or will it be the reality check that breaks his heart?
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10 Mar 2026
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Ratio gets mogged by a man he ran over kdrama style
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Greetings, from this Voyager in Space by MythicalDerp
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Mar 2026
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An unexpected distress signal from the Astral Express sends the IPC and the Genius Society into a panic. Spurred on by the promises of a sweet, sweet promotion, Aventurine journeys with Dr. Ratio and Herta (the puppet) to the edges of the universe, planet-hopping from place to place in search of the missing Nameless.
or, Aventurine’s sci-fi space-faring extravaganza with a dash of romance because I can’t help it
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Now, Topaz' eyes regarded him as if that were all they saw. A starving kid. A charity case. The resilient, unfortunate survivor of some forgotten people doomed to be buried among the endless, desolate sands of the Sigonian wasteland.
She drew a sharp breath in. Guilt and something awfully close to pity bled into her eyes like ink into water, and around him, the world faded into nothing but the sound of her voice—hesitant, but unmistakable—as she finally looked Aventurine right in the eyes and said,
"I'm here because… because he's Katican, Aventurine. And our only option is to have him tried for the crime of genocide."
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In which 17 years later, a bothersome rebellion and a set of legal technicalities leads the IPC to try a singular Katican for his involvement in the genocide of the Avgin people, and Aventurine of Strategems is called in to witness.
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02 Mar 2026
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A LEGAL DRAMA???? Sitting my ass down and reading the hell out of this
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Doctor Veritas Ratio
Professor in the Medicine, Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Computer Science, Engineering, and Biology department(s) at Stellar University3.5/5 Overall Quality based on X Ratings 4.5 Level of Difficulty
LowKey 0.0 Quality, 5.0 Difficulty
He threw his chalk at me and told me to get out.------------------------
Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng try to figure out who Professor Aventurine is engaged to, with Rate My Professor reviews sprinkled in between.
Or, obligatory aventio secretly married professors au
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Despite their angelic reputation, Halovians are no less bound by their bodies as anyone else. Even those supposedly perfect will have their issues, and when left to fester, they’ll only get worse. No matter how much Sunday wishes to separate himself from his body, he is now stuck in reality and forced to address the problems he had hoped to leave behind once in the blissful dream. Forced awake after so long dreaming, it’s so much worse than before, and he is no better than any fearful little charmony dove
Have you ever seen a dove try to build a nest? It’s so pathetic you just feel bad for the stupid thing.
(Sunday has a lot of problems and at this point he has no choice but to get rehabilitated by the humans around him like the neglected rescue bird he is)
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13 Aug 2025
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chapter titles are very funny def gonna read this later