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Karkat Vantas is four years old when he meets a human boy at the park.
Even though Karkat doesn't know how to make friends, somehow John Egbert becomes his.
Kind of.
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Vignettes set within the Young Folks verse, written in response to request memes on tumblr.
Chapter title will feature pairing and rating.Series
- Part 9 of Young Folks verse
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In which it is rather unclear who's in really charge and who wants to be.
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Tumblr Meme Drabbles by Everlind
Fandoms: Homestuck, Tennis no Oujisama | Prince of Tennis, Kingdom Hearts
13 Dec 2018
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A collection of all the drabbles I write and post on tumblr in response to memes or whenever I am taking requests.
Featuring multiple fandoms, multiple pairings, weirdass crossovers and general pandemonium.
Each chapter is an individual drabble with the pairing, rating and possible warnings listed as needed.
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This was the best idea ever, seriously, best bro night ever. But then you notice how Karkat and John are still squashed together, Karkat exhaling hard and leaning back into John, hands leaving the keys. You can see John bite his lip, paw at Karkat’s dark mop of hair again in a futile attempt to flatten it so it won’t get up his nose.
It’s so normal, so easy, and you can’t remember the last time John was close to you like that, close and comfortable.
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You start, look to your left and there he is. All elbows and knees, hair like a bird’s nest, sly smiling. There’s no way you’re not noticing that half translucent skin, the blue-not-blue running in clears streaks like fucking targets. With effort, you drag your eyes up to his face. He grins wider.
Smooth, Karkat, you groan inwardly.
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John lays an egg.
Cuddles are necessary.
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About a decade ago, trolls fled from Alternia to Earth.
For years they have managed to co-existed in a tenuous harmony. Until a few months ago, when it all went to literal hell.It wasn't the mismatch of cultures that brought the world to its knees.
It were the Daywalkers.
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What do you do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and freezing to death?
Why, call a sex line obviously!
Du'h.
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Karkat meets John on Route 3 when they’re thirteen years old. One day he’s gone, leaving Karkat to wonder for years what happened to that annoying little asshole who always won.
Years later he runs into not only John, but also Dave at the Pokémon Center in Anistar. John and Dave are travelling to become Pokémon trainers -and ultimately try for Champion. They ask Karkat to join them.
It’s a story about three teenagers (who are idiots) who travel with Pokémon (who are also idiots) and how they stumble from one harebrained scheme into the other.
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Alternatively: "you know there’s saucy witchcraft involved if it touched Damara’s butt"
Direct sequel to Kaleidoscopic Consensus. After bombing the school with glitter and causing several nervous breakdowns, John goes on a date with Karkat. While wearing the dress. Karkat might be about to have a nervous breakdown or two (or five) himself.
Suddenly the desk is behind him, you got him pinned and he’s wide-eyed, maybe a little scared, you’re built like a tank compared to him. His breathing stutters. Your hormones howl through your blood.
You draw back. “Sorry,” you gasp, dropping your head to his shoulder.
“What?”
“We can. We can. Video games. Do you want to play video games? We can play video games.”
John nudges you with his chin. “Do you want to play video games?"
Spoiler: they don't play video games.Series
- Part 4 of Jockat AU
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“Dave.”
“Karkat.”
“How did my life come to this?”
“When you grew out of smol angry gnome and advanced right into strangely attractive emo orc, not to mention captain of the varsity team. Beauty is pain, man.”
Alternatively: the one with Karkat and the kissing booth. Unsurprisingly, kissing ensues.
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- Part 1 of Jockat AU
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Yeah, kind of hard to feel sorry for him when he just ate your heart. //that’s rough, buddy.//
He makes a glorious sneer of distain. “Fucking hilarious. But hey, you know what you sarcastic little pain in the shitter? You’re dead. Really, totally and utterly dead. If you could deign to suck up your miserable attitude for a single damn moment I might be able to do something about that.”
//really. you just ate the thing i really need to be alive, how do you plan on fixing that?//
His chin comes up. “Easy. I’ll give you half of mine.”
=> Karkat is a dark god of ages forgotten and John is the sacrificial lamb. They make a deal.
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Why would anybody want to fall in love with two people at once? Twice the heartache, twice the confusion. But it happens anyway.
Equilateral:
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1.having all the sides equal:
an equilateral triangle.noun
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“Good morning!”
“No, no it’s not a good morning, you failure magnet. It’s a fucking awful morning alright? So just re-ingest your lukewarm pleasantries and tenderly inject them up your anus. Who the hell even greets random strangers on the street these days? Did you fall out of a eighties sitcom?”
There. That’ll shut him up.
…only it doesn’t.
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“What… what’s going on? Tell me, who is it?”
Please, you think. Please, don’t.
Your father lifts a hand and presses his knuckles to his mouth, eyes warily on Mr. Egbert. Who opens his mouth, closes it. Open, hesitate, close. Like the words are too big and heavy, sitting like lead on his tongue. Then, he answers: “My son is missing.”
And you never told him. You never told him.
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In which a certain someone is horsenapped and a search party is mounted.Series
- Part 4 of Centaurstuck
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Dark skin, dark hair, dark angry brows. Stocky and closed off, you’ve never seen him before, but you know him, you know him and something in your chest wrenches in the exact same way the day you met Jade even as something in his face breaks.
“Oh,” he swallows. “Oh, shit. John.”
And then he’s holding you and you’re crying and you don’t know why. It’s okay, you think he might be crying, too. How did he know your name?
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You’re pleased with the results.
Results being a giant puddle of overly aromatic water with two of your (almost) naked favorite ladies in it. The lack of actual naked is Aradia’s fault, who was still wearing her clothes when she plunged in. Currently she is attempting to take off her shirt, quite a trial with her horns tangled in the wet fabric. There’s a lot of flailing involved. Meanwhile Terezi is dog paddling in circles around her, humming the Jaws theme song.
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He’d been in the kitchen, back to you, identity unclear.
Long legs, narrow hipped, mussed black hair. Biceps that flexed with every enthusiastic hand gesture. Broad shoulders made for manhandling, for taking, for owning.
I want to climb that like a tree, you’d thought, and then John’d turned around and said ‘hi karkat!’, smiling like he was genuinely glad to see you. Beefcake, buff lumberjack, horribly true, with his neckbeard and plaid vest and shoulders straining the seam of his shirt. But the smile had been the same, as well as the dorky snort-laugh.
He’d said yes.
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About an hour before the final bell is supposed to ring the air vents groan out an odd gurgling, constipated noise. At the front the teacher pauses mid-sentence, mouth still open and left eye nervously twitching. Next to you Sollux checks his watch, gives a start and promptly snatches up his text book to hold it above his head like a impromptu roof. You follow suit —barely in time for the vents to barf out a truly outrageous amount of glitter. Heart shaped glitter, which spews into the room, billowing through the air and promptly covering everything in an eye watering layer of aggressively rufescent sparkles. Classy.
Valentine's day is the perfect day for pranking. Really, it is!
(Karkat is not amused. Lucky for John he looks cute in that dress)Series
- Part 3 of Jockat AU