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    Fantastic 4: First Steps ends a little differently.

    The Silver Surfer doesn't make it in time to stop Johnny from sacrificing himself. Both he and Galactus go through the portal, and Johnny ends up very far from home.

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    My Star Wars/Arcane Hexmandos AU! Focused mostly on Jayce and Viktor, but I hope to have a few stories involving our other favourites.
    No Star Wars characters will be present.

    You can find the art I did for this over on my Tumblr!
    https://www.tumblr.com/frontierghost/768636508291891200/designs-for-a-star-wars-arcane-au-i-want-to?source=share

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Katsuki has always known that there was something inexplicably wrong with him. Before he could even understand what exactly was so wrong, before he even knew what wrong meant, he knew that there was something inside of him that felt displaced.

     

    Or, Uchiha Obito reincarnates as Bakugou Katsuki and it goes about as well as you would expect.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.

    His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.

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    In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

    Podfic available!

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    24 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Obito watches from the window as Kakashi leans over the crib, his finger enclosed in a small, chubby fist. The boy is awake, his feet kicking randomly, his eyes watching the ANBU.

    Kakashi makes his rounds here. He’s the only protection the orphanage has, really. But this isn’t part of his route.

    Tonight, Kakashi has scrolls in the pouches of his standard-issue flak jacket. The greys of his ANBU uniform are gone, his hitai-ate slanted over his left eye, the ANBU mask nowhere in sight. Hung over his shoulders is a large backpack, the tantō sheath hanging instead from his belt.

    Kakashi lifts the small, squirming bundle into his arms and body-flickers out of the orphanage.

    Oh, this’ll be good.

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    Not all is lost after the failure of the fox attack, because the kyūbi's new host is an easy target. The problem is that, apparently, Kakashi is willing to abandon his village for a chance at parenthood.

    If only he showed that dedication toward Rin.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    No one can know this, but he came from the moon. When the sun falls and the stars breathe life into the sky, he stares up at the biggest star of them all, and reaches for it. But his arms are too small, and he’s too weak, and even if he stretches really high, it’s too far away.

    But that's okay. One day, when he’s all grown up and strong, he’ll jump as high as he can, and cross the distance between them.

    Until then, he has to live. Because only the living can meet again.

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    Obito is a young alien with nowhere to go, who learns about the world through the people he meets. He's adopted (dragged) into the Uchiha clan, but finds kinship in the Hatake.

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    22 Mar 2026