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I Swear it's Getting Harder Just to Exhale by FatCalvesAndFancySocks
Fandoms: South Park
11 Nov 2025
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Craig has been moving through life on auto-pilot for so long now, he isn't sure if he even knows how to steer anymore. But when a new coffeehouse moves into town, and a new face with it, he finally feels like he has something worth trying for.
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my whole trajectory’s toward you, and it’s not losing momentum by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT (2019)
04 Mar 2020
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Beside him, someone stirs.
Eddie turns towards it, thinking of sleepovers with the Losers, of Richie knocking on his window at 10pm and crawling into Eddie’s bed when he lets him in.
His eyes adjust. It still takes a second.
“Morning, babe,” says a man, a full-grown adult man, in his fucking bed.
(Or, 14 year old Eddie gets a glimpse into what's coming.)
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04 Mar 2026
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Will tried to swallow down the last of his fear, but his throat felt like sandpaper.
“Take me.”
Those milky eyes fixed on him, and a warped brow lifted, as if asking him to repeat himself.
Even though the cold seeped into him, like he was drifting backwards into a freezer, Will didn’t take the way out.
“Take me,” he repeated, his voice still shaky, but he held Vecna’s gaze. “Take me instead of Holly. I’ll come to you. I won’t fight. Just finish it already.”
Vecna was silent for a long, agonizing moment, but then, a smile curled across his twisted face.
“Deal.”---
Will offers himself to Vecna in exchange for Holly’s safety.
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03 Feb 2026
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The Thief Trilogy by Wintergrew
Fandom South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth - Fandom
19 Jul 2023
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A Stick of Truth au.
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18 Nov 2025
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If I ever had to pick a fic to be actually published, it'd be this one. Read the whole thing in one day, lost a lot of sleep...
Worth it.
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Finding a way across South America would have been treacherous enough without a world-class sniper on the tail of Senku and crew, but who would have thought the greater source of tension was already festering among the group? Gen returned from infiltrating Xeno’s stronghold only to learn that Senku has a brand-new girlfriend and while he wants to be supportive, he also feels a little cheated after putting years and years into softening that scientific exterior. Under such stressful conditions, can Gen keep up the act of a supportive wise general? Or will he give in to petty jealousy? And just what does having a girlfriend mean to Senku, anyway?
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07 Aug 2025
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In his twenty-seven years, Iruka has learned many useful things: how to know when you're being cheated, what alleys not to use as shortcuts, and which shopkeepers wouldn't take your hand if you lifted their goods. He’s also learned that the world hates orphans, and luck favors the wealthy. Besieged by debts and having nowhere else to turn, Iruka enters a tournament where common folk can earn the chance to marry into a noble family. He didn't expect a one-night-stand with a noble to turn into something more, nor did he expect to do well in the tournament.
Now, an entirely different problem presents itself: Iruka doesn't want to marry Prince Kakashi; he wants to marry his noble-born lover, Sukea.
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04 Aug 2025