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    Sung to the tune of Muppet Babies

    Monster Babies!
    We make nightmares come true.
    Monster Babies!
    We'll do the same for you!
    When your room looks kind of weird
    And you wish that you weren't there,
    Just close your eyes and make believe
    And we can be anywhere!

    Jurgen Leitner thinks he’s Charles Xavier. (He’s wrong. Leitner is actually our bureaucratically minded antagonist.) Elias Bouchard thinks he’s the only adult in the room. (Unfortunately, he’s right; even when he’s 14 years old.) And Jonathan Sims is an adorable small child who can make you answer why until your ears bleed.

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Five times where the Justice League thinks Batman is poor and one time he proves otherwise

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Before it all goes to shit, Odysseus doesn't realize Paris' motivation.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    The kind of ace rep I feel in my bones

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    Every now and again—typically late at night, when his mind was trying and failing to internalise the hurricane of weird shit that happened to be his life—Desmond wondered about how all this will end. Abstrego can throw around technical-sounding jargon until the cows go home, but even they probably knew that rendering genetic memories in three dimensions just meant fucking around with soul magic.

     


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    Every guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Look back up at them, and grin in their face. This unsettles them. This means you are in control."

     

    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Crumple to the floor. Go limp and stay there. They'll get bored and leave soon enough."

     

    On the evening of a military ball none of them really want to go to, Anakin and Obi-Wan have very different advice to give Rex and Cody, respectively.

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    04 Aug 2023