Fern_and_spruce



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale Eastgate is an art restorer who is shy, reserved, and keeps to himself… and he has a soul-rending crush on Anthony J. Crowley, the rockstar of the art world. He’s never talked to him, and Crowley has no idea that he exists. No one knows about how he feels but his best friend, Fergus, and he hopes it stays that way. Still, Aziraphale pines quietly, content to live in his daydreams about talking to Crowley.

    Crowley has enjoyed the fast life, free of commitment, but being offered a residency at the Ineffable Museum of Art will allow him to slow down just a touch. His best friend, Anathema, has been insisting that he needs good people around him, and he's sure she's right. He's not looking for anything but a change of pace. He certainly isn't looking to date anyone: He doesn't even believe in love, and he's not about to shit where he eats, so to speak.

    Neither of them know that Fergus and Anathema have hatched a plan to get them in front of each other...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,541
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3,734
    Kudos:
    1,209
    Bookmarks:
    169
    Hits:
    43,623

    21 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 32

    Tags
    Summary

    Maggie is looking to bring in some more revenue into her record shop. She needs Aziraphale, and Crowley if he can be convinced, to help her out.

    -Or-

    Aziraphale and Crowley are tasked to test-play a plethora of board games for Maggie, eventually getting to one titled "Girl's Night." This game is nothing like the others. Things ensue.

    ------

    Post Season 2 but without the Metatron's offer and Crowley's confession. Basically, Gabriel and Beelzebub run off, Maggie and Nina don't talk to Crowley about his feelings, Crowley gets his flat back, Heaven and Hell don't care about them anymore, and they are both still idiots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1,893

    18 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 43

    Tags
    Summary

    Being the fathers of six magical children, one of whom sleeps in a room directly attached to your own, scheduling sex seems like the proper and most efficient thing to do. There isn’t much room for spontaneity when it comes to such activities on Marsyas Island, and Arthur and Linus wouldn’t change a thing. 

    Well. Perhaps Lucy can have his own proper bedroom at some point in the foreseeable future, but for now, everything is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

    It’s just that scheduling it, unfortunately, does put a bit of pressure on the situation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    489
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4,813

    13 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 22

    Tags
    Summary

    The South Downs, spring.
    ----------------
    “Have a shower? Together?”

    There were two wine glasses on the coffee table. Next to them, an empty bottle of Chateau Lafite 1875, and a plate with crumbs. The fire was still going strong, of course, and it was dark and rainy outside, of course.

    Crowley stretched across the sofa like a cat with a plan. “You deserve it, angel. We deserve it. After such an arduous week. All those meetings with the Street Traders Association—”

    Aziraphale groaned. “Yes, I suppose. But we don’t need baths. I can just miracle away all traces of the London smell.”

    “ ‘Course you can, but that’s no fun. We don’t need any of this.” Crowley waved his hand at their cottagey surroundings. “Or food, or wine, or y’know, what we did earlier today.”

    Aziraphale blushed and smiled.

    “I beg to differ on your last point.”
    ----------------
    It's an awfully rainy day, but that doesn't stop Crowley and Aziraphale from enjoying themselves around their new home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,916

    12 Jul 2025

  5. Rec 23

    Tags
    Summary

    “I think I'm going to let you order for us,” Aziraphale said, smiling into Crowley's eyes.
    “Wh-why? You never let...”
    “Because my mouth is going to be rather busy, my dear,” he grinned, and with that, he slipped under the table, completely hidden by the dark tablecloth.

     

    My entry for the 2024 Ineffable Smut War at r/GoodOmensAfterDark

     

    It's just a little fluffy, smutty one-shot of our favorite duo, but if you've read my Through the Ages series, you can consider this another chapter!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,966
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,406

    12 Jul 2025