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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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31 Dec 2025
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bite your tongue on purpose by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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This might be the first time Peter’s ever noticing it.
Everyone assumes Wade's incessant talking is a distraction tactic, or a form of torture, or simply to be a brat, even once the threat has been neutralized and they’re all winding down. But it isn’t. Peter recognizes it because he has the same thing, just presents in different ways.
It’s anxiety.
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[or, five times peter recognizes and helps wade with his anxiety, and one time wade does the same for him, even if it looks a little different.]
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31 Dec 2025
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
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30 Dec 2025
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like a record, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Oct 2022
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“I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.
Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.
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27 Dec 2025
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2022
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“Where’re you off to that’s so much better than hanging out with me, anyway?” Peter joked.
“Top-secret mission,” mumbled Deadpool through a mouthful of quesadillas-plural. “I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”
Peter lowered his voice surreptitiously. “Does Santa need you to save Christmas?”
Deadpool laughed so suddenly that Peter half-expected him to choke. “Do not count on me to save Christmas. If Christmas ever needs saving and I’m the only man for the job, it’s going the way of the dodo.”
“Cheers to that,” said Peter, raising his soda cup, and Deadpool readily knocked it against his own in agreement.
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Due to a series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, workaholic reporter Peter Parker is whisked out of New York for Chanukah and transplanted into a small Midwestern town that's totally cuckoo for Christmas. The only thing making it tolerable is charming, smooth-talking man-in-flannel Wade Wilson, the only other person in town who seems utterly disinterested in the holiday.
Due to an unrelated series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, it seems they've met before.
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27 Dec 2025