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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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- English
- Words:
- 23,248
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 361
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- 1,851
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- 13,005
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31 Dec 2025
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bite your tongue on purpose by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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This might be the first time Peter’s ever noticing it.
Everyone assumes Wade's incessant talking is a distraction tactic, or a form of torture, or simply to be a brat, even once the threat has been neutralized and they’re all winding down. But it isn’t. Peter recognizes it because he has the same thing, just presents in different ways.
It’s anxiety.
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[or, five times peter recognizes and helps wade with his anxiety, and one time wade does the same for him, even if it looks a little different.]
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31 Dec 2025
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
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30 Dec 2025
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like a record, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Oct 2022
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“I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.
Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.
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- English
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- 8,348
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 229
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- 8,628
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- 1,295
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- 64,203
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27 Dec 2025
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2022
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“Where’re you off to that’s so much better than hanging out with me, anyway?” Peter joked.
“Top-secret mission,” mumbled Deadpool through a mouthful of quesadillas-plural. “I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”
Peter lowered his voice surreptitiously. “Does Santa need you to save Christmas?”
Deadpool laughed so suddenly that Peter half-expected him to choke. “Do not count on me to save Christmas. If Christmas ever needs saving and I’m the only man for the job, it’s going the way of the dodo.”
“Cheers to that,” said Peter, raising his soda cup, and Deadpool readily knocked it against his own in agreement.
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Due to a series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, workaholic reporter Peter Parker is whisked out of New York for Chanukah and transplanted into a small Midwestern town that's totally cuckoo for Christmas. The only thing making it tolerable is charming, smooth-talking man-in-flannel Wade Wilson, the only other person in town who seems utterly disinterested in the holiday.
Due to an unrelated series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, it seems they've met before.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,000
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 1
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- 1,004
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27 Dec 2025
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Los Bichos Series by BunsofHoney
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Mar 2023
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- 2
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27 Dec 2025
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,144
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 317
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- 2,152
- Bookmarks:
- 473
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- 15,304
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26 Dec 2025
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Worried For Nothing by Tamram
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Apr 2025
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Just because Wade is ace doesn’t mean he can’t be hilarious. “That’s what she said” jokes are top five for him. Sex jokes are funny because no one means them, DUH.
But apparently that’s not how everyone feels, so when people get interested they’ve got the entire wrong idea about Wade. Spidey might also have that wrong idea, and Wade knows when he’s about to get confessed to.
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- Part 1 of Ace Week Fics <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,994
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 159
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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- 1,205
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25 Dec 2025
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Am I So Broken? by Flowdent
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 May 2025
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Peter webs the gun into his hand. He tilts his head, straining to hear a possible source of the sense. The feeling intensified. Itching, itching. He pulls back the side of the pistol, assuring it's loaded.
A low whistle breaks the silence. He twists around, looking up at the rooftop.
"Spidey, Spidey, Spidey... and here I was, thinking you were a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man." A man in a red and black suit sat on the edge of the building, swinging his legs forward and back like a child.
OR: Ever since Gwen Stacy's death, Peter has had one goal: kill Harry Osborn. Of course, he didn't expect how easily the notion of murder would come to him (after some heavy buckets of good ol' guilt), and he especially didn't expect to meet New York's very own Merc With a Mouth.
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24 Dec 2025
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,843
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 229
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- 6,346
- Bookmarks:
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- 41,645
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24 Dec 2025
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Antithesis by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
31 Oct 2018
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Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point.
Skylar is the boy who lived, that's why he's important. I'm not Skylar.
Going to Hogwarts is part of the plan, waking the basilisk is part of the plan, taking potions, learning spells, being tortured, murdering others, watching people di-I’m going to tell you a story, although it’s a bit long. I’m going to make you listen, because I want you to understand how you made me a monster. I’ll call this story antithesis, and you’re going to learn every single moment where things went wrong. I want you to cry, and beg for me to kill you, and when I’m done with this, you’re going to want to do that to yourself. You’re going to listen, because in the end, you owe me that much. You owe me so much more, but here we are, and this is how it’s going to end. Who knows, maybe this useless battle between you and me and this bloody world, well, maybe we always were fated to kill each other.
Do you know what it is like to be unmade?Series
- Part 1 of Obverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 417,143
- Chapters:
- 81/81
- Collections:
- 46
- Comments:
- 2,758
- Kudos:
- 9,803
- Bookmarks:
- 3,145
- Hits:
- 474,250
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10 Dec 2025
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Magical Twilight by Scififan33
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
31 May 2020
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When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
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- English
- Words:
- 29,908
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 281
- Kudos:
- 7,924
- Bookmarks:
- 1,924
- Hits:
- 148,119
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07 Dec 2025
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Green&Gold by JessalynMichele
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
16 Jan 2026
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- 420,718
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2,036
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05 Dec 2025
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Alone at the edge of the universe by Phoenfatale
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2023
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The day Harry Potter died, he didn't come back. At least, not in his original world.
Mourning his life (and death) Harry jumps headfirst from one war into the next.
PLAYLIST FOR DEAN AND HARRY
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SEQUEL IS UP AND POSTED!!!!
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter in Supernatural
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 137,468
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 202
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- 1,744
- Bookmarks:
- 444
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- 61,463
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29 Nov 2025
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Searching For Something You Can't Reach by enoby_w
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 May 2023
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Harry Potter has a ghost in his head. It speaks in Russian, goes silent for weeks at a time and he has no idea how it got there. He’s going to try and talk to it. It is, after all, his ghost. And now more than ever he could use a friend.
The Winter Soldier has a ghost in his head. It speaks in English, never shuts up and he has no idea how it got there. He doesn’t mind the ghost. It is, after all, his ghost. And it wants to know how to hotwire a car.
“You know what, what do I know? I’m just a guy with a gun and a ghost in my head.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,674
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 85
- Comments:
- 1,143
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- 10,034
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- 3,421
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- 158,755
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27 Nov 2025
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Harry wasn’t supposed to disappear. But he did.
And he didn’t go alone.Now three runaways are rebuilding something old and powerful, tucked behind ancient wards and crumbling stone of a much too sentient manor.
There is hope in the walls, truths in the shadows, and a war still waiting for them just beyond the gates. But here, in this half-ruined corner of the world, they are choosing something different. Peace, power, and each other.This is a story about found family, quiet healing, unexpected love, and what it means to stop surviving and start living. Even if the cost is everything they left behind.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 232,941
- Chapters:
- 52/52
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 1,035
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- 2,697
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- 78,177
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15 Nov 2025
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This was it. What he had been waiting for, the chance to undo all the wrong wrought of his life since the war ended nineteen years ago.
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- Part 1 of Gods and Men
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 175,062
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 470
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- 2,082
- Bookmarks:
- 764
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- 116,981
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13 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter is old. Veeeery old. He also sometimes gets summoned by strangers wanting him to have a word with Death on their behalf. His routine gets a little shaken, though, when two brothers in lots of flannel go and just KILL Death.
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- Part 1 of Harry and the Potndopn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,970
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 113
- Kudos:
- 3,594
- Bookmarks:
- 886
- Hits:
- 61,344
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12 Nov 2025
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The Fourth Horseman by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2024
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If anyone's due an identity crisis, it's Harry Potter...especially if he's not really a Potter...and possibly not able to die...yeah, it's been a rough few years...maybe life. Running from his problems and grief sounds like a great idea, becoming a hunter might be fun, too bad it just so happens to be the apocalypse. George is certain this is all just Harry's luck and along for the insane ride and the wonderful distraction. Dean and Sam Winchester are exceptionally confused about why two random Brits are following them around now, and why hasn't anyone seen a single omen for the Fourth Horseman of the apocalypse, Death?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,491
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 1,837
- Kudos:
- 8,270
- Bookmarks:
- 2,930
- Hits:
- 230,804
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09 Nov 2025
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Everyone called him the Boy Who Lived, but what they didn't realize was, well, he didn't. Death just kept returning him because he found the child fascinating for some strange reason. What happens when Death's best friend happens to be a mortal that finds it hard to stay living? Well, if he has to make sure people know to leave his Harry alone, that's just what he's going to do.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,724
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 43
- Comments:
- 528
- Kudos:
- 12,213
- Bookmarks:
- 3,301
- Hits:
- 167,008
Bookmarked by FetusInAFannyPack
07 Nov 2025