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When Foggy woke up this morning he didn't expect to have that thought in his head...
A one shot, character-study-ish thing.
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Donald Trump and the Missing Tax Returns by FiveKittens
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction, Donald Trump real person
07 Feb 2018
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A short story on Donald trump and his life with a happy tragic ending
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“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”
Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”
He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.
He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."
He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.
—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.
...Are there?
—JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.
Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).
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20 Jan 2026
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give 'em hell, give 'em teeth like you taught me by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Sep 2025
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Roy Kent hadn't exactly thought about all his new job entailed when he agreed to coach for a boarding school’s youth football league, but he certainly hadn't thought it would involve playing in loco parentis to a bunch of primary schoolers.
spanktember day 3: mouthing off
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18 Jan 2026
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Two months later, Jamie is the top sales rep at the company, he's still got absolutely no idea what it is he's selling, and Roy Kent follows him on Twitter.
The Twitter thing takes Jamie on a real emotional rollercoaster ride. First of course he flips out with excitement, then he thinks it's probably a joke account or something, then he sees that it's verified and flips out again, then he crashes down to earth remembering how many celebrities (or celebrity accounts run by assistants or whoever) just follow everyone who mentions their name, and then he sees that Roy has only followed six accounts: the official AFC Richmond account, Nigella Lawson, Cher, Keeley Jones, a woman whose avi looks like she's probably related to Roy... and Jamie. In that order, meaning he followed Jamie first.
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18 Jan 2026
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like sick flowers need the sun by hoosierbitch
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
02 Dec 2012
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Clint hasn't felt this alone in a long time. Coulson's gone, SHIELD isn't a home anymore, and no one on his new team seems to like him. After a lifetime of being ignored, Clint's gotten good at demanding attention. He'll annoy and frustrate and piss everyone off until they notice him. To him, any attention—even the negative kind—is good attention.
This poses a problem when they all finally learn to just ignore him.
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18 Jan 2026
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london bridge has fallen down by indomitablelove
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
02 Sep 2022
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Alex can feel the eyes of the room on him as Shaan approaches his side. Then, Shaan quietly murmurs in his ear. They’re words he’s thought about before, distantly wondering about what might happen when they were finally uttered. How their lives might change. There’s nothing that can prepare him for the reality of it though, nothing that can prepare him for how his breath hitches when Shaan speaks.
‘London Bridge is down, Sir.’
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Queen Mary is dead. Henry doesn't know how to feel.- Language:
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16 Jan 2026