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This is so horny I’m sorry
Tommy presents as an omega. Being the extremely awkward 15 year old he is, he doesn’t let anyone know.
Wilbur, who has a shit sense of smell, doesn’t suspect anything. When he finds out, however, it turns out it’s really hard to ask to have sex with your younger brother, even if he was silently begging for it.
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Improving your parenting with the powers of god (and a lot of sex, apparently) by an_actual_garbage_fire
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Mar 2026
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Phil is given a book as a tool for his sudden ascension to godhood, and immediately uses it to fix his mistakes as a parent. Right after he writes a dick joke, anyways.
Turns out changing all of human society and culture with the powers of god can have unintended consequences. Phil is not prepared for the horniness, but he'd do anything for his kids.
It's kind of awesome, so he's not that concerned.
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Techno is a serial killer by passion and a taxi driver by profession, though the latter does help with the former. He hasn't been found out in six years and doesn't plan on it, meticulous as he is.
He does not expect his world being turned upside down by a seemingly random passenger on a Wednesday night, of all things.
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- Part 14 of Catch's Smut Practise
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Technoblade is a doctor, a neurosurgeon to be exact and he works long hours. His friends think he has no life so they drag him to a club in hopes he will get laid, but what he finds instead are 3 men already in a relationship with each other wanting to add him to it. But there's a draw back, they thought he was a girl at first.
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- Part 19 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
- Part 28 of Vagabond’s Smut Library
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Tommy is neither alpha or omega, he’s a beta through and through. He wasn’t special in anything, not music like Wilbur, not fencing like Techno. So it would make sense that neither of the Beloveds would love him the way he does, and maybe it was that thought that cemented it in his mind.
Was there really nothing special about him? Take away his loud and boisterous persona and what is he left with? ... His Body.
