Flavoredfailure
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(set as they are headed to Meth Bay to break Glenn out of prison) Henry is feeling really conflicted about Jodie, and tries to take a moment alone to clear his head.
What if instead of Henry Oak it was Henry FREAK and instead of being a crunchy munchy hippy druid dad he made out with cops!!
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Permanent best man Lawrence Gordon always puts everyone else before himself. Making him to perfect go-to pal whenever someone needs help with wedding plans. So when Lawrence's younger brother Mark snags the guy that Lawrence has been in love with forever, Lawrence finds himself questioning his role as a wedding junkie for the first time in his life. Meanwhile, a down-on-his-luck reporter sees Lawrence's unusual story as his ticket off the bridal beat.
(In other words, I'm rewriting 27 dresses as a Saw fanfiction to destress from college finals)
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I'm almost me again, she's almost you (or "omg i love cocaine and gay men - a novel") by Flavoredfailure
Fandoms: Cocaine Bear (2023)
17 Mar 2023
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Daveed is absolutely sure is he going crazy, first there was a fucking bear doing cocaine, then his boss got his guts eaten, and now his best friend is.. well he's uh
(the two idiots get a motel after everything and figure some stuff out)
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The priest had spent his whole time in the village unsure where he fit, no one seemed to have his same problem, slotting into their lives effortlessly around him. Bruno Madrigal was the only one who seemed to agree, with his messy hair and flashing green eyes. The priest had always found himself pulled into Bruno's orbit, wanting for his attention and approval.
Chapter one: The priest gets a vision from Bruno, it doesn't go well
Chapter two: The priest visits the Casita, and find Bruno's room vacant
mini chapter: Julieta knows most things
Chapter three: After the events of Encanto, The priest tries to give Bruno space, Bruno has other ideas
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Jon is not great at understanding his feelings (and other things you already knew) by Flavoredfailure
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Dec 2020
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Jonathan Sims feels bad for a lot of things, for stealing Sasha's job, for making Tim upset, for being rude to Martin, for loving all three of them so much more than he should, for being jealous of them.
But maybe they don't need his guilt.(I am very stressed, Sasha and Tim live in this one)
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Else A Puck A Liar Call by pleasuretoburn
Fandoms: House M.D., Dead Poets Society (1989)
07 Dec 2023
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After his suicide attempt, Neil Perry tries to move on but feels he can't quite do that without shedding his father's name to fully leave his past behind.
or, Neil Perry survives but, not long after, leaves his home and disappears off the face of the Earth, changes his name and becomes boy-wonder oncologist (with innumerable skeletons in his closet) Dr. James Wilson.
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07 Dec 2023
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Hold Me Close and Fear Me Not by SilverListensToThings (Silverbreeze424)
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
06 Jul 2023
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Normal was fairly resistant to spending his summers away from San Dimas, but he finds a friend in the forests surrounding their vacation home fairly quickly. They’re a bit odd, but Normal likes them all the more for it.
What he doesn’t like, however, is the revelation that they have a set expiration date.
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26 Jun 2023
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“Adrian is married?” Chris says, shocked enough that Economos gets the mouse back from under his hand.
“Oh, that,” Harcourt says, passing the table with a pair of folders in her hands and seeming entirely unconcerned.
“Who’s he – ?” Chris bodily shoves Economos’ chair across the floor, then grabs the mouse again to click at the link under the relationship status.
“Wait, don’t –”
“What the fuck?” Chris says, clicking back to the Vigilante profile a second time, then the link again, but it still goes to Peacemaker. “Is this broken?”
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19 Feb 2022
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Brother, Burn by sapphistication for BorealLights
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Feb 2022
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Spoilers for season 2
Jaskier learns the hard way that fire consumes the soul as he finds himself tortured by a stranger in Oxenfurt. Except, he is not a stranger. Jaskier recognises the scream of anguish as the man's face burns. He has heard it before, decades ago. At Lettenhove. His brother, Wiktor. He's alive.Series
- Part 1 of a world in ashes carrying your name
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10 Feb 2022
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Matt wakes up overstimulated. Foggy is the only one who can make him feel better.
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03 Feb 2022