Forget_I_Exist_Please



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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    Being an adult is, admittedly, harder than expected.

    It’s just that, for this particular member in the cog of the great wheel, things aren’t going according to any kind of plan. See, he didn’t expect to be alive as an adult. Usually it’s pretty hard to be alive, once a person is already dead.

    Also known as a post canon character study on auto-Responder/Lil' Hal. This originally started as a freewrite/exercise but we're in full novel mode now folks, buckle down for some character arcs n shit.

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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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