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Hermione is on track to become the youngest Minister for Magic—until she finds herself in a hotel room with a dead man. When she uses a blank protean-charmed card she’s been told would covertly solve any issue, 'fixer' Draco is suddenly the solution to all of her problems.
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10 Nov 2025
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Draco works undercover to keep Hermione safe from death threats and they fall along the way!
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After a messy divorce, Hermione moves to New York City, in hopes of starting over. Her new beginning doesn't turn out exactly how she had planned, though. Two years later, she finds herself traveling back to England for the first time so she can be Maid of Honor at Harry and Ginny's wedding. When she arrives, she's shocked to find that the Best Man is not her ex-husband. Even more shocking, she finds herself slowly warming up to her old bully.
*Contains sexually explicit scenes*
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09 Nov 2025
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Sweet Dramione that started as a one night stand and went through their relationship (Hermione lived in New York in the beginning). Also loved that Ron and Hermione end up as friends again!
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After being captured and sold, Hermione Granger finds herself living in a certain Pureblood Manor with two snakes.
She tries to fight against her new circumstances but soon starts to learn more not only about the snakes, but also herself.
Together, they will show her a world she never knew existed and awaken something within her which will make her realise that power can be addictive.
This is Hermione Granger - like the world has never seen her.
I do not give permission for this epub or pdf to be uploaded to any file sharing site, including, but not limited to Facebook groups, or Discords. Even once this is completed, I will be returning often to make edits. Please download the story here from AO3.
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25 Oct 2025
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Hermione is purchased by Draco and Theo. They treat her like a queen.
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The Asylum That Raised Her by Mermaidflete for Hypothetically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger is a shell of who she once was. Locked away in an insane asylum, her mind fragmented by what she saw/did during a mission.
The Ministry claims she was driven mad by Bella's cursed blade.
When a new law passes, that requires the rehabilitation and release of all children of war, Hermione is to be set free. However, there's a stipulation: someone must take responsibility of her or she will remain institutionalised indefinitely.
Riddled with guilt, Draco Malfoy steps up.
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12 Oct 2025
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A unique Dramione story that discusses a lot of mental health and ends in a HEA.
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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.
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23 Sep 2025
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So fluffy and so perfect. I didn’t see how this sorry if older bar/bookstore Hermione and rich younger Draco in a non magical world could work but it’s so absolutely perfect. The smut is so good and I was more than convinced of their love story.
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Too- to a Higher Degree than is Desirable, Permissible, or Possible; Excessively. by ReadstheRoom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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Long, slim fingers, find the relentless punch in her chest, pressing back, soothing it.
“Breathe, love. Breathe, Hermione.”
Hermione. Has she ever heard this voice say her name? It’s like silk, like liquid metal encasing her in armor and demanding she relent.
“Fuck this. I am getting you out of here.”
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Minister for Magic, Hermione Granger, has a panic attack mid press conference. Only one person steps in to help.
Now available in Italian: https://www.wattpad.com/story/396792720-too-to-a-higher-degree-than-is-desirable?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=silmjller
Now available in Russian: https://ficbook.net/readfic/01984304-3ead-76ae-abba-ebd9e5cda73f
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18 Aug 2025
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Loved this story! Draco is MOM Hermiones personal auror and he is so in love with her. It’s their story unfolding as they spend time together as he protects her from harm.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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14 Aug 2025
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Well obviously one of the best Dramione ever written. My only critique is I wish there was MORE of this story. Banter is the most amazing but so is the absolutely yearning.
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Hermione is back in England after eight years. Her first order of business is to attend a dinner party hosted by DILFs.
The Eight Rules for Fucked Up Individuals: A Dinner -
1. Leave work at the door. If you must talk about work, take a shot.
2. Wear Black. This isn’t a funeral, but we are mourning the people we used to be, and the expectations of who we’ll never become.
3. Compliments must be specific; the more unhinged the better.
4. You cannot say “I’m Fine”...Unless you give a 3-5 sentence monologue explaining why you are absolutely not.
5. Everyone is encouraged to share their pettiest opinion. The smaller the hill, the harder you die on it.
6. Crying is allowed. If you cry, you get first dibs on dessert.
7. Everyone must toast to something they’ve lost. Metaphors are allowed.
8. If you fall in love, you must declare it. Lust counts.- Language:
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02 Jul 2025
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Sweet little one shot that was so well written and heart felt.
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
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- 33/33
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23 Jun 2025
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Psycho simp Draco who gets caught by the Order but he escaped he takes Hermione with him. Their timeline is dark but the end is so happy and sweet. It was worth the dark journey and Draco’s patience.
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Hermione was sick of adventure. She'd had her fair share, and taking a seat at the desk in the back of the DLME was all she could have dreamed of -- until it wasn't.
One day Hermione is summoned to the bowels of the Ministry where she is met by the lead Unspeakable who has a rather odd situation that needs to be dealt with.
Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger.
The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs--and not the man in front of her now.
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- 9/9
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12 Jun 2025
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Super cute time travel Dramione where Draco from 20 years in the future comes back to save Hermione in the future.
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Sneaking away for a weekend in the woods with your fake boyfriend and your best friends is bound to have its hiccups, but no one could prepare for what this weekend has in store.
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- 4/4
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10 Jun 2025
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Fake relationship at a cabin turned real for Hermiones 30th birthday!
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Nominated Best of 'Novel length', 'Dark AU', 'Forced Proximity' and 'Marriage law' on Reddit's 2025 Top Dramione Fics.
As punishment for repeated failures from the Malfoys, Voldemort decides to end the sacred bloodline of the Malfoy Family by forcing Draco into marriage with a certain Mudblood who is to produce the next Malfoy heir.
The wonderful @_selenav__ has collaborated with me on this to provide the beautiful art work for this little fic.
Thank you to my beta @didsomeonesay_dracomalfoy.
I do not give permission for this epub or pdf to be uploaded to any file sharing site, including, but not limited to Facebook groups, or Discords. Even once this is completed, I will be returning often to make edits. Please download the story here from AO3.
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03 Jun 2025
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One of my favorites! Secretive Death eater Draco forced to marry Hermione. How they slowly get together and each of the secrets comes to lights
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Virgin Snow by Wanderingfair for elliemess, Franzi945
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2025
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Exchange students have arrived for Hogwarts' winter term. Hermione can't help but be drawn in as she observes her magic reaching out to collide with the frustratingly enigmatic Durmstrang student, Draco Malfoy.
Despite the title of this fic, there are no virgins in sight.
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29 May 2025
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Sweet story of seer Theo seeing Durmstrang Draco get together with the Golden girl.
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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- 16/16
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11 May 2025
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After Hermione walks in on Draco trying to have an office wank—then stays to watch—they’re forced to partner for the first time on a case searching for Horcruxes throughout history.
As they move through time visiting major historical events, Hermione battles with her past and Draco contests with his future, all the while trying not to fall madly in love.
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11 May 2025
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A great time travel Dramione. They solve a case through time, heal from trauma and get their HEA.
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The war is over and Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for its first ever eighth year to complete her studies, write her N.E.W.T.s, and finally move on with her life. And everything is going more or less according to plan.
That is, until she’s paired up with Draco Malfoy for her end of year potions project, and she discovers he’s no longer the bully she once knew.
He’s something far more dangerous.
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thistlethreadd has created an absolutely incredible movie trailer for Unidentified Hybrid that perfectly captures the atmosphere of the story. Have a look!
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Not convinced Zombie!Draco is for you?!
He’s not your typical zombie — not by a long shot. Think iZombie meets Twilight meets Warm Bodies.
Which is to say, our zombie boy is full of angst and longing, and puppy dog love. And providing he's *well fed* he’s perfectly capable of passing for a normal human being.
Or mostly normal.
Apart from all the smelling and licking, that is.
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11 May 2025
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Zombie Hybrid Draco. One of my fave fics ever.
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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- 8/8
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10 May 2025
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Super sweet Dramione. Dilf Draco wants Hermione to be the mother of his children!
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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- 34/34
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10 May 2025
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Wonderful Dramione story of arranged marriage that led to a HEA. Loved this Hermione as she was story and a real Slytherin at heart. Also the best Lucius too that learned to love her like a daughter.
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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06 May 2025
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Loved this quick story about cursebteaker Dramione where he falls first!
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Head Auror Potter has assigned Draco Malfoy a new (secret) case, something that sits in a grey area of their Ministry work: he needs a Legilimens Auror to retrieve a memory from Hermione Granger. But as Draco begins to track her movements, he soon realises the Grey Case is not what he was sold.
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“Sign this,” pressed Granger. She had procured something from her small red handbag.
“A blank piece of parchment? You don’t have anything more binding? I had been told you were extremely clever.”
“No Unbreakable Vow needed,” she said. “I’m not sure that I think this is worth your life just yet. Nor do I think you’re clever enough not to blurt it to someone and get yourself killed…or put it in your Weird Sisters fan fiction.”
Draco cocked his head. “Great. Suppose Potter told you about my diary too.”