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Herm’s anxious little voice wraps your brain in a soft blanket of warmth. His presence is like a hug, like he’s sharing his essence with you, it makes your mind melt into a drunken haze — almost as if you’re getting high from his moisture alone...
You two need to get out of here, before you rip his clothes off right in the middle of the crowd.-
Self Indulgent Sex with Metalhead Herm
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Robert has probably spent, what? Five hundred in total? Just on Herman. Just for Herman. The boy whines as he pauses on the thick toy, rocking back and forth as he reads the donation message, and a hand wraps around his own base. Now he's quick to finish, jerking himself off desperately until he shoots onto his fist. Herm wipes it off, does an outro that sounds practiced and beautiful, and then something changes, and now Robert is alone with him.
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Herman is a camboy on the side. Robert is a desperate pervert on the side as well.
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Robert adjusts his shirt, trying to look presentable despite the alcohol in his system making him uncoordinated. The last thing he wants is to go back, to have Herman's attention divided between everyone rather than solely on him, as it is now. He doesn't have an excuse for why his hand takes Herman's wrist, stopping him from moving, keeping him close with a desperate strength that surprises even Robert. “How about a dance first?”
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Herm and Robert dance together at a dive bar <3
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So please, won't you tear me open wide? by Freakyfreakster
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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”Good,” is all that comes out, the words like needles in his throat, like every syllable is swallowing a handful of nails, “so f-fucking good..” He's shaking like a leaf, legs lifting to wrap around the pyromaniac’s hips, showing off his arousal, making it undeniable — this is what he wants.
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Violent Waterbae sex
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“Pretty?” Herm parrots, voice trembling, his hips buck against the warmth of your hand. Your fingers dip a bit lower, middle finger pressing lightly against his sopping hole, and the pleased little whimper that leaves his throat is enough to make arousal stir in your core. “And look at you..” You continue teasing, breath now hot against his ear, “just dripping for me, already so fucking wet.”
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Self-indulgent Herm focused sex.
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Robert knows better than to judge a book by their cover. Herman is sweet, lovely, kind. But he is far from naive in the matters of pleasure or pain, and the dispatcher thinks it's about time he does something about it.
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- Part 6 of Watermech McFreak Anon Fics
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Bookmarked by Freakyfreakster
16 Feb 2026
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TFW you're scrolling a porn website, see a doppelgänger of your cute coworker on a livestream, and soon realise holy shit it actually is him, and you're not mad about it.
Bookmarked by Freakyfreakster
16 Feb 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
Bookmarked by Freakyfreakster
03 Feb 2026
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"I could use your body up so easily... And you'd like it, wouldn't you?"
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Herman has an interesting request...
Bookmarked by Freakyfreakster
04 Jan 2026
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Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).More fool him, he supposes.
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- Part 1 of The Z-Team Harem
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Bookmarked by Freakyfreakster
21 Nov 2025

