Fruitpunched_turtle
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Jevil annoys Seam with his (bad) magic tricks in bed, then he pulls his card out of Seams balls... Kinda joking but not really. Jevil is a little shit and seam cums quickly.
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Wrote this as practice, my prompt was the word "Bond." Basically Seam visits Jevil in prison, gives him some baked goods and they snuggle through the bars.
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Medics Hands (Day 6) by SilverHarpy
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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“Clean work. I never thought I’d say this, but… you’re becoming alarmingly good at minor repairs.”
“I’m learning from the best,” Optimus replied seriously, setting the welder aside. “And this is not minor repair, my friend.”
“It’s not a Spark, Optimus. It’s just hands.”
Prime looked up at him.
“Exactly. Your hands.”
Ratchet stared at him as if he’d glitched, and this time Optimus allowed himself a faint smile before returning to the task.Series
- Part 12 of Optiratch Month 2025
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15 Mar 2026
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What else do you have recorded? by ColorCodedArt
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 Apr 2024
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Leo is keeping something from Donnie.
And that can't be anything other than a challenge now can it?
Now with Art! 💙
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- Part 5 of The Bale PRIMETIME
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23 Feb 2026
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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06 Nov 2025
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“I have a book of lies, I write each lie I tell down. I rip them up, and use them to roll cigarettes. And then they become real. Real to me.
Sometimes I wake up, and I can’t breathe. And I know that if my lungs give out one day, it’s not because I’m addicted to smoking, it’s because I’m addicted to lying.“
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A series of lies told by a little green dice.
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- Part 4 of Anonymous A’s deltarune smut
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15 Oct 2025
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Stuck On Air by Audio_Interference, lovebargain (coyotes), psychedelia
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Between set schedules, filming, script readings, proof-editing, dress rehearsals, and his own hang-ups about those star-studded events, Tenna rarely makes a public appearance. This time, though, there was no saying 'no' to the offer of a lifetime: an extravagant, exclusive invitation to an all-expenses-paid gathering of high-profile award winners.
Mettaton and Tenna find themselves in the same limousine, where their first meeting takes a sharp left turn as they find themselves caught dead in the middle of an assassination attempt.
Real drama! Real bloodshed! Real Pippins! Real... Feelings?! Scrap that last part.
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15 Oct 2025