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“There are two rooms, and the lodge is more than big enough for two adults. We’re both relatively sane, which is always a bonus. You couldn’t murder me, though it’d be fun to see you try, and I promise I’ll try not to murder you.” Minho blinked guilelessly, apparently at the end of his speech. “Stay.”
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When Jisung arrives at his vacation house to find it double booked, his options are to return home, tail tucked between his legs, or learn to cohabit with the handsome, enigmatic stranger already occupying the lodge.
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18 Apr 2026
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Jisung cleared his throat. “Why... why are they all...” he began, tracing circles around his own face with his fingertip.
“Tired? They had to get up super early and a lot of them didn't really appreciate it, but—”
“No!” Jisung interrupted him. “Why are they all old?” he whispered.
Giving Jisung a knowing punch on the shoulder, Minho burst out laughing as if he had just heard the best joke of the year, his head tilting back as his whole body shook with laughter. Seeing that Jisung did not share his mood and was watching him with barely concealed horror, he abruptly stopped laughing.
“Oh no, you are serious…” Jisung nodded. “Well, Jisung… Welcome to the Lavenders Retirement Home’s annual trip!”
Or. Jisung should definitely have read the fine prints before signing up for that shockingly inexpensive organized trip to Japan instead of going to his exams. He’s now stuck with a bunch of venerable aged people and, thankfully, a hot and caring nurse.
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11 Apr 2026
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Han Jisung has been bullied all his life and hasn't been able to tell a single soul. Left as an anxious, broken mess. Feeling so far from being human. His life flips upside down when a cold, campus bad boy Lee Minho is forced into a fake dating scheme to protect them both.
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03 Apr 2026
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look. minho has spent six months wanting to strangle han jisung. it’s not his fault that when he finally sees jisung outside of class—performing at some underground venue, looking unfairly hot—his brain immediately shortcuts to a different kind of choking.
(jisung’s a brat about it. obviously.)
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31 Mar 2026
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Minho was one of the most successful businessmen of the moment, a constant presence on the covers of the biggest finance magazines. Han Jisung, on the other hand, was just a simple business administration student who had a massive crush on his new boss, Lee Minho.
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09 Mar 2026