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The Boyfriend Experience by Sky_so_bright for CrimsonCapybara
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 Jan 2026
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Minho’s mouth pressed into a harder line. "Felix, come on. I don’t date. I don’t flirt. I don’t even talk to people for anything besides work-related things if I don’t have to. If anything, I will demotivate people to spend money."
"Oh, I know that." Felix smiled brightly, as if he expected Minho would react exactly like this. He probably did. After more than ten years as friends, predictability was inevitable. "But it’s your lucky day because I already have a plan to save you from unwanted advances."
Minho’s eyes narrowed. "Dare I ask?"
Felix spread his arms. "A boyfriend. Fake one, obviously. People stop drooling over the untouchable bachelor, and suddenly they’re talking about your mysterious, charming partner instead. Boom—attention redirected, auction saved."--
Or: Minho is the CEO of a luxurious furniture company and in need of a boyfriend to avoid being hit on at his company’s charity auction. Felix, originally at fault for Minho’s predicament, has an idea and hires a friend. Enter: escort Jisung.
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10 Feb 2026
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Minho started walking to work taking a shortcut through the forest, he quickly noticed something like a castle. And through a window he saw a man. The man looked much like a prince. Intrigued he couldn’t stop his attention from being grabbed by the man in the window.
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09 Feb 2026
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There’s an art to wanting what you cannot have.
Minho learned it at sixteen when he swore an oath that promised him purpose but demanded everything else. Ten years of service. Ten years of distance. Ten years of watching and wanting and never, ever reaching.
Jisung learned it at twenty-one when he discovered the truth—that the person who’s been three steps behind him for a decade has been bound by rules that forbid the very thing Jisung has started to crave.
Or: a bodyguard with an oath he can’t break falls for a prince who’s determined to make him break it anyway.
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07 Feb 2026
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Han Jisung is excited for university-- that is, until he meets his strange roommate Lee Minho.
In which, Minho is hard to read but so hot and Jisung doesn't know what to do about it.
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- Part 2 of Enigmata
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05 Feb 2026
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“I’m wondering if you would...let me sleep with you.”
Jisung choked on his coffee and Minho simply waited helplessly while he found his breath again.
“What?!”
At Jisung’s wide-eyed look, the gears clicked in Minho’s head and he blushed furiously.
“Oh my god. No no not like that. I mean like sleep sleep.”
“I’m not sure that’s better,” Jisung said dryly. “I don’t know you at all. And frankly, dude, that is a weird ask.”
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Jisung meets a hottie with a problem only he can solve. Unfortunately, Jisung also needs his help.
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05 Feb 2026