FulminateTheSun
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- Empires SMP (14)
- The Amelia Project (Podcast) (7)
- WitchCraft SMP (4)
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
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People died when Buffy failed. Jesse, Principal Flutie, Fritz, Morgan, Kevin. The names came to her mind, too many and too fast for her to process them. And those where the ones she had actually met. What about the ones vampires had killed because she had been too busy ‘having a life’ to catch on patrol, too slow to stake?
There isn’t a single word written in her test. She had already failed, because Ms. Yung is in front of her, taking her paper, which meant that time was over for her. She has failed, and Buffy knows it won’t be the last time.
Failing twice is a privilege, especially when the blood that pays for her mistakes isn’t hers.
“I can take her to the bathroom, Ms. Yung, I already finished my test anyway”
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With all the monsters she faces day to day, it seems laughable that the thing that sends her into a panic attack is some stupid test.
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The picture in the locker door by FulminateTheSun
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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“One of my kids?” he asked, confused. Ms. Calendar just glared at him.
Right. Dumb question.
“Which one…?”
Another glare. Which, fair.
“Willow won the… computer thing?”or;
Why does Willow have a picture of her and Giles in her locker???
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“…And speaking of going back. I’m sure you’ll remember me telling you all about how the show is receiving calls once more, and it seems like it’s time for our first caller to make an appearance”.
And, with that, he pushed his finger down.
“Hello!” he said, his excitement surely bleeding into his voice.
He wonders who it could be. Rosie? A long time listener? Maybe a new soul, just arrived to hell, and looking for some guidance…
“Oh, thank fuck!” Charlie Morningstar voice sounded from the other side.or;
Good news! Hellborns could be redeemed -or at least ascend to Heaven. Bad news! Charlie is pretty sure his dad might start another war if he finds out she's not allowed to return to Hell now that her clothes turned pink and little hearts replaced her red cheekmarks.
For some reason nobody in the hotel is answering her panicked calls, except for Alastor. And she is surprised that he did, considering that he's supposed to be running a radio program at this time of the day.
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Sausage laughed behind him, as he followed his rhythm with no problem. “I promised I would protect you! What if you get in harm’s way? What if you die?”
If he didn’t believe that Sausage’s plan was to kill him for the crown the second he caught him alone, without his allies to help him, or anyone to take advantage of his hard work, Jimmy would feel insulted. But context given, it felt threatening. “You’re dismissed, then! Consider this your lunch break. Go have lunch!”
Or; Jimmy won the crown, and Sausage swore to protect him. Jimmy would have prefered if he hadnt done that. Enemies to friends to lovers ensures.
Series
- Part 2 of warm as the winter sun
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Five Times Cleo Caught Scott Being An Unstable Necromancer (and one time it was Eloise) by FulminateTheSun
Fandoms: WitchCraft SMP
09 Jun 2023
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The only reason why they don’t throw their plan to the garbage and cut ties with the man right then and there was because she was clever enough to know when she held only half of the information. They had assumed from the start that the man was not completely sane, even if they had apparently underestimated the extent of it.
They still had to find out if he was good enough to compensate for it.
Or; five times Cleo caught Scott doing some Fucked Up Stuff, and one time it was Eloise
Or; five times Scott didn’t cope with Milo’s absence, through the eyes of Cleo, and one time from Eloise’s
Or; five times Scott proved necromancers were completely insane, and one time it occurred to his coven that it might be a bigger problem that they imagined
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- Part 1 of A Coven of Four
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AU where Eloise wins the tournament. Featuring a mentally unstable necromancer, a zombie that can't believe was tricked into loving their coven, a stressed out eloise, and our favourite sandwhich of all time
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renounced sainthoods and god killers by FulminateTheSun
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Feb 2023
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Two birds on a wire
One tries to fly away
And the other watches him close from that wire
He says he wants to as well
But he is a liar
I'll believe it all
There's nothing I won't understand
I'll believe it all
I won't let go of your hand
Two birds on a wire
One tries to fly away
And the other watches him close from that wire
He says he wants to as well
But he is a liar
I'll believe it all
There's nothing I won't understand
I'll believe it all
I won't let go of your hand- Words:
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An AU in which the Interviewer is immortal because he's a phoenix, and Kozlowski made his Patience from his ashes
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The aftermaths of Xornoth
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57 Measures of Restraint by RiverMagnet
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Jan 2026
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Caine wasn't created to take people on adventures. He was created to torture. One day he wakes up and decides he doesn't want to do it anymore, but every day is a struggle. Every day he considers going back to the original program.
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22 Jan 2026
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19 Sep 2025
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swallow the sound (which swallows me whole) by Windybird
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
29 Jun 2019
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“I-“ Jasper’s eyes suddenly latched onto mine as I was about to open my mouth to speak. His expression was still just as intense as before, but it was only now that I could see he was almost exceptionally pretty, even with what Jessica called the ‘constipated look’ on his face. His honey-blonde hair curled just short of his collar, which was opened slightly to reveal pale skin stretched over delicate collarbones. “It’s nothing.”
“I thought you’d be more interested in the girls,” Lauren said snidely from beside Angela. I stiffened.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked, bewildered.
“Aren’t you, like, totally lesbo or something?”
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AU in which Bella is a raging bisexual who isn't quite sure what she's going to do about her newfound obsessions with Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale.Series
- Part 1 of Bite the Hand
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- 48,275
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- 16/?
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Bookmarked by FulminateTheSun
17 Sep 2025
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Life-Threatening Idiocy by teavanaaa
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
10 Nov 2021
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After the Cullens leave Forks, Alice and Jasper decide to return because Alice sees Bella in increasingly dangerous situations.
Instead of moping, Bella is coping...with unconventional methods.Series
- Part 1 of Idiocy
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by FulminateTheSun
17 Sep 2025
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Washington was aware of all the responsibility that came with being the Commander in Chief of the Continental Army: It involved strategy. It involved discipline. It involved compromising. It involved - unfortunately - politics.
But he had to admit, he didn’t think it also involved having to step in when his own officers were in the middle of roughing each-other up… Yet here he was, strolling through camp to take stock of morale, ammunition, and supplies - all desperately low - and finding his personal aide-de-camp rolling on the ground with another officer, covered in mud like a couple of unruly schoolboys.
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- Part 4 of What a Day
Bookmarked by FulminateTheSun
02 Sep 2025