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    Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by

    Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

    08 May 2026

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    PITT boarding house au by

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    custodial by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    09 May 2023

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    custodial definition: relating to or having parental responsibility, especially as allocated as part of a divorce.

    “I can take her,” Geralt says, and it’s all Jaskier can do not to slap him across the face.

    “You don’t know her,” he says at once. “You don’t know her, and she doesn’t know you. I’m not letting her go with a stranger.” He meets the witcher’s gaze directly and dares him to persist.

    Wisely, Geralt doesn’t.

     

    (Ciri finds Jaskier first and Geralt only comes along later)

    (Jaskier is not handling co-parenting well)

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    06 Mar 2025

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    the dandelion’s rhapsody by

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    17 Feb 2022

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    According to Geralt, when things go to shit, Jaskier is always there- so it makes sense that he’s in the city when Cintra falls. What makes less sense is what comes after.

     

    This is not an elegy. This is an epic.

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    Glamour Trick by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    10 May 2023

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    Yennefer watched in horror as Jaskier's eyes rolled into his head and he fell.
    “Jaskier!” Geralt yelled, already moving.
    The sorceress felt her chaos reacting, even before her brain did. She enveloped the man's body with her magic. Surrounded by a violet glow, the bard's motionless body was now floating in mid air.
    Focused on not loosing her grip on him, she had completely forgotten the floating stones, which clattered on the ground as they fell all together. The Witchers were thankfully all fast enough to avoid them.
    Yen slowly lowered Jaskier into Geralt's arms, still outstretched trying to catch him.
    The white haired Witcher easily caught him, holding him against his chest.
    “Jaskier!” He shook him slightly, without getting a response.
    The sorceress was on Geralt's side in an instant, grabbing the bard’s head with her hands. She had barely touched him when the younger man's appearance started to change.
    Dark purple circles appeared under Jaskier's eyes, his face turned scrawny. His right hand, which laid limb, was red and there were blisters and blood. His body suddenly was much more lighter in the Witcher's arms.

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