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it's a secret to everybody by Gay_Jesus_Probably
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda (Video Game 1986)
24 Sep 2024
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The Master Sword is known for being picky with her wielders, refusing to be held by those who are not deemed worthy. As a result, each incarnation of the Hero's Soul will always find the blade waiting for them wherever their predecessor set it down for the final time.
This is not always a good thing.
(It is rare for heroes die with the Master Sword in hand. Even rarer for heroes to not be given a proper burial.)
(The Fallen Hero has always been the worst-case scenario.)
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As private investigators, Michael and Christine saw a lot of cases. This one stood out, in that they were looking to find out what happened to someone who vanished eight years ago, to give the grieving father some closure about his sons fate. A sad, but low stakes case.
Until the victims laptop led Michael to a shady corporation, infiltrating a product demonstration. A product that turned out to be people, brainwashed people with supercomputers inside their heads.
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Jeremy was not interested in Michael Mell. All he wanted to do was work on a school project, find out if Mell had learned anything incriminating while stalking Jeremy, and play some video games. That was it. That was the only reason he agreed to come over to his house.
It got a little out of hand.
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The power to go unnoticed is convenient for a supervillain, but considerably less convenient for a kid growing up.
Or, Jeremy's increasingly complicated relationship with his powers throughout his life.Series
- Part 3 of BMC Superhero AU stuff
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In which Michael gains a healthy fear of cats, Jeremy learns that 'throw nearest object' is not always the best reflex, and Rich enjoys the free entertainment.
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- Part 2 of BMC Superhero AU stuff
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Ghost in the Machine by Gay_Jesus_Probably
Fandom Tron - All Media Types, Tron: Legacy (2010)
05 Jul 2017
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soft clocks by dustorange for FlashInThePan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Grayson (Comics)
12 Aug 2022
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Side effects of being revived by Lex Luthor may include amnesia, going undercover into a high-level espionage agency, not recognizing your family, fighting your family, and dealing with the emotional weight and guilt associated with encountering said family.
Ask your doctor if being revived by Lex Luthor is right for you.
(a.k.a. Dick has amnesia during his time at Spyral. The family grapples with finding out he's alive. Dick grapples with finding out he has a family. Inspired by this post by bigskydreaming.)
Re-uploaded and finished.
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Bookmarked by Gay_Jesus_Probably
29 May 2026
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A drugged Nightwing and Robin are sold to a new crime lord with a penchant for red.
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Bookmarked by Gay_Jesus_Probably
26 May 2026
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Mask’s plot to break the Joker out of Arkham to go after the Red Hood fails. Time for Plan B.
Bookmarked by Gay_Jesus_Probably
26 May 2026
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Bookmarked by Gay_Jesus_Probably
26 May 2026
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Jason Todd’s Guide to Unauthorised Guardianship of One Superpowered Teen by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, We Are Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
30 May 2026
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“Jay Morgan, thirty years old, registered foster parent, approved for emergency placements.”
“…Foster parent?” Jason repeated, incredulous.
“Mr Thomas has been placed under your care effective immediately,” Laura continued, flipping a page. “Temporary arrangement pending review. You’ll be assigned a caseworker—me—for the duration of his placement. I’ll be conducting regular home visits, both scheduled and unscheduled, so I strongly advise you to ensure the premises remain suitable.”
She stepped forward. Close enough that Jason had to shift back a half-step or get bowled over entirely by this woman who was at least two heads shorter than him, and in doing so, she brought the kid—Duke—with her.
“Hey—no, hold on a second—”
OR:With Batman gone, Gotham is falling apart. But Jason has bigger problems. Like this kid who just got dumped on his doorstep due to a case of mistaken identity. What was his name again? Oh yeah— Duke Thomas.
(Shut up Tim! Jason did not have Bruce's adoption disease!)
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Bookmarked by Gay_Jesus_Probably
23 May 2026