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Pink haired Jewish man with baby facial hairs (I used a Picrew for it that unfortunately did not allow me dog ears because I am dog boy)



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    Bilbo has heard fairytales of the lost prince of the dwarves, Thorin son of Thrain, who disappeared the day Smaug attacked the Lonely Mountain. But he does not believe in fairytales until he comes across the dwarf sleeping in the depths of Erebor, and kisses him back to life.

    Now Thorin - a hundred and fifty years out of his time - has to confront a world in which his city is empty, his people scattered, his baby brother Frerin is king, two nephews he's never met are missing in action, and a war is brewing right on his doorstep.

    And as if that wasn't complicated enough he's trapped in the body of an old man and falling stupidly in love with a gossipy, grudging little hobbit.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Finishing on the little toe of the baby’s left foot, Thorin tickled the distinctive wisps of curly dark hair there, his smile affectionate, bordering on lovestruck.

    “That’s another point to you,” he attempted to grumble, though his joy was feebly restrained and leaked through into his cadence.

    “Oh, come off it.” Bilbo scoffed, even through his own exhausted delight, gently musing the baby’s head of thick, pitch black curls.

    “This is all you, and has to be worth at least a couple of points in one go.”

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    After the birth of their child, Thorin and Bilbo take stock.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    It’s a young man, absolutely filthy, his face caked with blood and his clothes torn in places that turn Jayce’s stomach. He blinks back from the light that floods in, and before he can react any further Jayce is on his knees, reaching for the cable ties around his wrists, saying, “It’s okay, you’re safe now, I’ve got you-”

    “Jayce?”

    And Jayce, hand halfway to the pocket knife on his belt, freezes. Takes another look at the man. And whispers, “Viktor?”

     

    Jayce is a crisis interventionist for the Piltover Police Department. One night, while defusing a hostage situation, he discovers one of the hostages is someone he knows.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Vash asks for Knives' help with pushing Wolfwood to his limit.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    There’s really nothing around, as far as Vash can see. Just sand, sand and more sand. If his sense of direction is correct, they’re probably only another hour out from Plutarch Ridge - even if Meryl isn’t there, they can at least get some water. But dragging Wolfwood over the dunes will add even more time. And Vash doesn’t want him out in the sun too much longer without water, honestly, because he strongly suspects there’s some heat stroke at play here. There’s a good chance Wolfwood’s condition will worsen by the time they get to town.

    Yet, they can’t stay here. There’s no water here, and-

    Well. Wait.

    There- is water, if he thinks about it. Which he generally tries not to. But yes, feasibly, he does have water to give to Wolfwood. 

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    08 Sep 2025