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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    r/RoseLandry

    Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.

    Click here…

     

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    @rrredditor1837393
    no way this is real lol

    @secretaccount656
    Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????

    @selenawrites1
    omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha

    @rosieposiexxx
    wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…

    @secretaccount656
    if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus

    (rose’s texts get leaked)

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    “ Okay!” St-Simon interrupted loudly. “Can we please go five fucking minutes without hearing about your fucking dick?”

    “You have a third message from: Jane. Gonna ride you so hard tonight.”

    “Holy fuck!” Connors laughed. “This fuckin girl! No wonder she locked down Roz!”

    St-Simon groaned. ”I just asked for five fucking minutes, man!” St-Simon whined. “Five!”

    (for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more)

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    “You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.

    Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.

    ”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.

    “Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”

    The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”

    (while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)

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    John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!

    Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. 

    [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. 

    Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. 

    Their lips meet in a kiss.

    The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]

    Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.

    John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-

    Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. 

    (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)

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