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It’s Always Dark in Grimmauld Place by swoons for smugrobotics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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Prompt 138: “What up? We’re two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.”
How else are two blokes in their late twenties supposed to make friends?
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18 Feb 2026
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Harry wasn't sure what to make of the lies Malfoy said about him in candid interviews. What's a guy to do when his enemy outs them for sex they didn't have?
Get even of course.
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08 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop for birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2014
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It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.
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14 Jan 2026
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After yet another trashy "unauthorised biography" is released, Harry decides to reclaim his story by writing his own version: the actual, unfiltered truth, to stop all the speculation and endless questions and finally set the record straight. Or at least officially Not Straight.
Maybe there are a few truths he would have filtered a little more, if he’d known Draco Malfoy would be assigned to edit the book.
Maybe there are a few truths he hasn’t quite worked out yet, that Draco Malfoy's patented blend of snarky criticism and thinly-veiled challenges might just be exactly what he needs to help him with.
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12 Jan 2026
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Of Taming Dragons and Charming Cupboards by Enceladus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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No one would’ve guessed that, fifteen years after the war, Harry Potter would be such a mess. Freshly divorced, estranged from his ex-wife and only daughter, he’s fighting demons he no longer tries to name. So when Draco bloody Malfoy appears at the Magical theatre and then vanishes without acknowledging him—Harry makes a mistake. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the first thing he’s done right in years.
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“So, Malfoy.” Harry cleared his throat, suddenly nervous. “How have you been?”
It didn’t interrupt the weirdest line of events of that night when Malfoy, instead of a proper answer, simply rolled his eyes.
“Granger?”
“Yes?” Hermione asked, resigned.
“Take the Saviour someplace else, would you?”
“I will.”
Harry looked from one to the other, thoroughly left out of the conversation."Series
- Part 1 of The Dragons and Cupboards Saga
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07 Jan 2026