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Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
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10 May 2026
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Harry and Draco are in Auror training and it's time for a little hand-to-hand... which gets a little out of hand.
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02 May 2026
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There's the magic learned at Hogwarts—and then there's the one found on top of broken Ferris wheels, lost in a muggle fair, stuck with your worst enemy.
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01 May 2026
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Post-war: Harry is given an assignment: to assist Draco Malfoy as he carries out a month-long disguise that turns out to reveal more than it hides in the end. Warnings: EWE, gender-bending.
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29 Apr 2026
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In the Shadow of Your Heart by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2017
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And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.
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28 Apr 2026
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A Very Malfoy Guide on Quidditch by 10MinutesADay (moucche)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.
Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.
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25 Apr 2026
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Malfoy moved, entering his field of view. He seemed sceptical. Harry knew why. The book he was looking for was on Harry’s table.
Malfoy turned around and their eyes met.
‘Need my book, Malfoy?’ Harry asked with a small gesture toward the book in question. It was an obscure volume that made Harry doze off in less than three minutes.
Malfoy looked at it for a second before his gaze moved to Harry’s parchment and then back to Harry again.
‘Need my help, Potter?’
He emphasised Harry’s surname with slightly less contempt than he used to. Harry frowned. It sounded like a genuine proposition. Mostly because of Malfoy’s body language. His shoulders clearly didn’t want to stay in Harry’s vicinity, his grey eyes were determined, and his thin lips betrayed his worry. Gosh, that was some aggressive offer Harry was definitely not expecting.
‘Really?’ Harry asked, taken aback.
‘Yes ... well, you don’t look very inspired, but you have the right book. I can take a look.’
‘Er. Yeah, sure. Please.’Or Harry decides to give Ron and Hermione some space, starts befriending Malfoy, and, well, I think you pretty much know how it ends...
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24 Apr 2026
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Harry accidentally tells the Wizengamot he and Draco were secretly dating during the war. Now they’re stuck pretending it’s true - all while navigating public scrutiny, personal identity crises, and some very confusing feelings.
Well done, Harry. Great plan, really.Bookmarked by GenerousKoalaObject
24 Apr 2026
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In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn for winterstorrm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2014
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For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…
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20 Apr 2026
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Draco gets assigned to infiltrate a muggle Harry Potter book release party. At the party he gets exposed to Drarry and has a minor freak out!
Join him as he desperately tries to figure out what kind of fic he's in and how he answers the question, "Do you ship drarry?"Excerpt:
“Not a big deal?” Draco growled. “I bet Potter would think it was a pretty big deal.”Hermione grimaced, “More likely Harry will think-”
“Think what?” Draco said through clenched teeth, cutting her off. “He’ll think ‘Draco Malfoy is up to something,’ is that what you were going to say?”
Macmillan huffed a laugh, “Wow,” he said, staring at Draco. Draco glared at him. “Sorry,” Macmillan raised his hands in a sign of surrender, “just, I’ve read that tag so many times but hearing it in your posh accent really brings it to life.”
"Shut up, Ernie," Hermione said.
"Shutting up."
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19 Apr 2026
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Draco would like to say that when Potter barged into his office at nine-thirty in the morning, locked the door, and demanded, “Are you in love with me?”, he sneered back and said something quite clever and cutting along the lines of please, Potter, I know we’re not trying to kill each other anymore but I have the good sense and, more importantly, standards not to throw myself at you or maybe at least I see your ego hasn’t gotten any more tolerable since school.
What he said in reality, though, was, “What? I—what?” He tried again. “Have you gone completely mental?”
A botched love potion makes it so that everyone in Harry's vicinity is madly in love with him—everyone except Draco, that is.
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19 Apr 2026
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Try Not to Breathe by Blaaake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
14 Apr 2026
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On the lingering consequences of staggering up staircases to drunkenly complain to a fellow (though long dead) homosexual about schoolboy crushes that don’t die even after thirty fucking years.
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15 Apr 2026
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When Harry finds himself on the wrong end of a dare from Seamus, he and Malfoy are stuck in a game where they have to fake a romantic relationship until either one of them backs out.
It goes about as smoothly as you'd think it would.
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04 Apr 2026
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After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
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30 Mar 2026
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Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.
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29 Mar 2026
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How to Make Draco Malfoy Smile: A Case Study by Reckless_Rain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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Harry is forced to pretend to date Malfoy to explain away an unfortunate photo in the press. And if that weren’t complicated enough, Pansy gives him an extra challenge - to get Draco to smile.
But how hard could it possibly be? It's not as if it's at all complicated...
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28 Mar 2026
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The night after the Yule Ball, Harry returns to his Slytherin dorm and gets frisky.
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26 Mar 2026
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Irreparably damaged after the war, Harry has a choice to make: drag someone down with him or let the disease run its course.
OR: Harry is dying and Draco doesn't know how to mind his business.
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20 Mar 2026
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The Sleeping Beauty Curse by who_la_hoop for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2017
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When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?
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16 Mar 2026
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cockblock (vulgar, slang)
verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards anothercockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter- Language:
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15 Mar 2026