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Perfect's not perfect enough? by Get_dunked_off
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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“God,” she said with mock awe, “it hurts you, doesn’t it? That someone might want to look nice and it has nothing to do with you.”
He rolled his eyes, dismissive. “Don’t flatter yourself. I just didn’t realize ‘nice’ meant bait in cheap fabrics.”
Her jaw tensed. “This is vintage, you absolute rodent.”
“And I’m sure you’ll cry that to the waiter when he spills wine on it.”
“Why are you even here?” she snapped, stepping forward now, braid half-done and fire fully lit behind her eyes. “To return a book, or to take a piss on my evening?”
“I told you. I might not be here Monday.”
“Oh right, your mysterious non-existent plans,” she mocked. “What are you doing, re-alphabetizing the library’s archives for a wild night in?”
“I don’t see why it matters,” he said coolly, arms folding. “Unless your date needs extra entertainment. Is that it? You need an audience?”
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Just a college au with shenanigans , silly BBQs, slammed doors, and haunting dress slits.Series
- Part 1 of Imperfect College au
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Haunted by Vows of Spite and Defiance by Get_dunked_off
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Sub title "Seeing the unhearable, and hearing the unseeable."
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She made him wait an extra three seconds before pulling open the door with the poise of a stage magician and the smile of a devil.
“Well, well. Wanderer. Such a late-night visit? What would Nahida think?”
He looked awful. Not in a physical sense - his face was still irritatingly symmetrical - but there were dark smudges under his eyes, and a faint twitch in his left brow like he hadn’t stopped clenching his jaw since noon.
“It wouldn’t stop talking,” he said.
Mona tilted her head. “Hmm?”
“The ghost.” His voice was flat. “It’s still talking.”
“Sounds unfortunate,” she said sweetly, leaning against the frame. “You must be tired.” He stared at her, deadpan, not moving. She could practically feel his teeth grinding. “So?” she said, feigning polite curiosity. “How may I help you?”
His hands flexed into fists at his sides. “Stop playing stupid, Megistus.”
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Brewed Affection - Flirted with by Proxy by Get_dunked_off
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 May 2025
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During one of Monas lectures, there is an accident that involves a mysterious vial, a stranger and to his own annoyance - Wanderer.
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Something was off.Mona, usually razor-sharp, had begun faltering. She misnamed a constellation. She reversed an astrological law. She called Layla “Lisa” once.
The chalk in her hand dropped, twice.
Wanderer leaned forward on his seat, watching her with narrowed eyes. His smirk faltered as she stumbled over the phrase “celestial convergence” and nearly said “celestial caress .”
A pause . She flushed violently, then pretended to sneeze. “…Stars above,” she muttered, eyes glassy. “Why is it so warm in here?”
“Are you drunk on your own ego or is this part of the demonstration?” Wanderer quipped, but there was no real heat in it now.
Mona blinked at him. Her expression had shifted, no longer annoyed, but... soft. Too soft.
That’s when he knew something was wrong.
So he straightened. “Alright,”voice slicing through the murmurs. “Lecture’s over. Out. All of you.”
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“Fake skies, truth traces and masked faces.” by Get_dunked_off
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 May 2025
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“You know,” Albedo mused as they passed under a drifting comet illusion overhead, “this would be the perfect place for one of those fateful meetings you always complain about in books.”
Mona groaned lightly. “Please don’t start.”
“Masked ball. Magical sky. Music. Strangers. The potential for dramatic irony is immense.”
“That’s exactly why I don’t buy it,” Mona replied, her voice dry as stone. “It’s too perfectly curated. People don’t fall in love under ideal conditions, they make bad decisions and regret them the next morning.”
Albedo smiled faintly. “Spoken like someone who’s never tried.~”
She arched a brow. “I’m not going to trip over someone’s cloak, lock eyes, and instantly discover my celestial counterpart, Albedo. The stars might guide fate, but they don’t write melodramas.”
“I think you just don’t like the idea of not knowing how something ends.”
“I’m an astrologist,” she said, mock offended. “It’s literally my job to know how things end.”
“I’m simply saying,” Albedo replied, “you’re allowed to indulge in fantasy. It’s not a betrayal of science.”
“Fantasy belongs in books. Or bedtime stories.”
“Or masquerades.”
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Wrench at the heart so, by Get_dunked_off
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 May 2024
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Another job, another risk, another possible gain, but most importantly another hope, another chance, another world changed for the better even if by a small bit.
Another chip, another chance, another gamble, another risk, another insultbearing-worthy gain, another accessory, another fragrance, another smile and another friend.
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Dutch East Indies, 1813.
Beneath the shores of Yogyakarta, a monster awakens.
Facing a fate worse than death and a kingdom on the brink of instability, Mona kneels before a monster and offers her life in exchange for her people’s safety.
The monster, however, wants something else.
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22 Nov 2025
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Wonderful as always, come back to leave a comment
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Scaramouche, God of love, accidentally enchants himself into falling in love with a mortal girl his sister had asked him to make a fool of. Naturally, the next best move is to kidnap her. It'll all work out. Probably.
(Eros!Scaramouche is extraordinarily pissed that he's fallen in love with Psyche!Mona.)
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[n.] the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
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.In which Mona and Wanderer console two scared little stars during a thunderstorm.
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Scaramouche takes a page out of Childe's book and resolves to end his pining for Monstadt's astrologist by fighting her.
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15 Mar 2025
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"what a whore" got me crackling
Very sweet- pining scara is a treat -
An Hour by journie19
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Jul 2023
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“Sensei, did it feel like a long time?”
“Well—“
Gojo turned slowly around as he spoke, disregarding the look of confusion on his student’s face.
“No,” he answered, his voice suddenly lower, gently rasping.
He looked to the doorway where she still stood, and Utahime felt the frantic thrumming of her heart stop completely, because the blue of his eyes was as bright and wild as it had always been, as clear and wonderful.
“And yes,” he murmured, clearing his throat.
He closed his eyes for a moment, his lips curling up in a slight smile.
“Fuck,” he said softly.