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A Canada goose holding a knife in their beak, by CuteSkitty on DA, in honour of the Untitled Goose Game (no relation).



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    An amount of time ago I made a joking promise to myself that I would write a Fabulous Killjoys / Danger Days AU for every fandom I've actively posted in, and by god,, I'm going to fucking do it

    Center character in these AU will be Verve, aka Vulture aka 'Hey you!' - an archivist / story-swapper for credits, full time Runner and part-time almost anything else. Verve gets around.

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    An AU in which Bu Mei-Ling joins the Order with a different Innocence after her first is destroyed, chronicling the adventures and misadventures she gets up to. Mostly-canon timeline. Mostly.

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    Unicorns! In Goose's Fanfictions

    I wrote two, and planned one, fic involving unicorns without even realizing I was doing it, so now I'm doing it on purpose. One for every fandom I've currently have a work in - as of writing, September 2025. If we're counting, yes this /is/ my second "one for every fandom" series. Woo!

    All stories reflect the debt I owe to Bruce Coville and of course Peter S. Beagle specifically.

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    Sarah under the mask. The mask, with or without.

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    "Maybe we had all kinds of family in Ishval, uncles and aunts and cousins and grandparents.”
    “What do they matter?” Ed muttered. “It wasn’t like any of them showed up to help when she got sick. Or when she died. We were all by ourselves, we don’t owe them anything.”
    Al looked at him for a long, terrible, drawn out moment before he said, very carefully: “Ed. Maybe they didn’t show up because they were dead.”

    Trisha Elric was Ishvalan, and her sons are born with brown skin and red eyes. In some ways, this changes nothing - they still attempt human transmutation, they still join the millitary in their search of a way to get their bodies back, but this time the Ishvalan genocide and the crimes of Amestris are not secrets to be discovered, but an ever present thread interwoven with their lives.

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    Gale, unbearded.

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    For the prompt: Gale shaves the beard completely. He regrets this. Shouldn't make rash decisions while upset because wizard's beards don't grow back with magic.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    The Elturians want to celebrate the end of the goblin menace. Unfortunately, the Blade of Frontiers is a bit out of practice. He'll have to remember how this 'party' thing works again (especially considering his new form).

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    “Oh, it’s you,” Astarion bit out, fangs just as sharp as ever. He made a mocking Blade’s gesture, bringing his hand up to his chest. “What could the famed Blade of Avernus possibly want with a wretched monster like me?”

    “Nothing more than the pleasant surprise of seeing an old friend, Astarion.” Wyll eyed him carefully.

    Wyll and Astarion’s reunion a year after the death of the Netherbrain, and what follows.

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  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Happiness, in the Hells.

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