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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Act 1: Aegon's entire world shifts on its axis when a terrible storm brings Sunfyre down near the Neck. A mysterious woman saves their lives and as quickly as she enters--she disappears. Until he meets her once more at the King's Nameday tourney moons later. No longer wishing to be used as his grandsire's pawn he changes the rules the game and asks for his savior's hand in marriage.

    Act 2: The Blackwood's and Bracken's have resumed their conflict once more after an altercation between the two Houses leave two Blackwood's dead. The King's judgement is harsh but fair. Aemond had not expected to have his hand in marriage given to Lady Brenna Blackwood as part of the deal. Although he is resistant at first, Aemond grows to care for his bride.

    Act 3: With her father's health declining and much of the future crisis subverted, Helaena knows that it is time to approach her own marriage to Jacaerys. With her father's approval and an invitation to Dragonstone, Helaena leaves King's Landing for only the second time in her life and flies towards her future. While she's away, the Crown begins preparations for another royal wedding. This time for Westeros' future King and Queen.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Her client either doesn't actually know the ninja's name or (equally likely) knows that ninja of this era despise introductions, but Sakura knows the name of her new coworker: Uchiha Madara is standing in front of her, wild-haired and distinctively relaxed, looking no older than her — not quite a teenager anymore, coming into his full adult height and broad shoulders, but much younger than he had looked during the Fourth War.

    Seeing him is a literal nightmare come to life, but Sakura is a professional. She bows politely and does not let her hands tremble. "I look forward to working with you."

    "Likewise," Madara says, perfectly polite and yet clearly not meaning it. Clearly dismissing her, because she's a young, pink-haired, civilian woman.

    Well. She'll show him.

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