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    “I don’t believe lockdown is warranted,” Kingsley continued, “but, Hermione, you’ll be under the protective watch of Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Nott, ‘round the clock. With the severity of this attack, we’re following protocol down to the smallest detail: you’ll be placed in a safe residence, and one of them will remain with you at all times, whether it be an errand, social call, or working on any floor in the Department of Mysteries.

    Memories, too many memories, with Draco and Theo flooded her as the depths of this assignment sunk in, as the reality and proximity sunk in, only dragging her further beneath the surface. She was suffocating underneath it all: everything she had once shared with her dearest friends, every feeling she never should have felt for said friends, every reason she had left them- and nearly everyone else in her life- behind when she moved away from England two years ago.

    “Hermione?” Kingsley insisted, eyeing her. “Will that be a problem?”

    “No.”

    Yes.

    More than you know.

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    OR: Unspeakable Hermione and the rest of the DOM are attacked. Hermione is placed under the protective watch of two former friends

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    19 May 2026

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    “Pansy, I’m still not seeing what this has to do with me. You all clearly know more about the curse than I do. So what could I…”

    “Granger...” Pansy interrupted. “We need you because aside from Astoria, who is worsening with time…”

    Pansy had to take a breath and steel herself at the words before she could continue. Astoria gave Pansy a brief nod and squeeze of the hand.

    “You’re the only person who has ever survived it.”

     

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    Or: Astoria's been cursed. Hermione may be the only person who can cure her.

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    19 May 2026

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    Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.

    To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.

    He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.

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    17 May 2026

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    Ten years after the war, the wizarding world is healing.

    At least, it was. The Black Plague has been genetically altered by magic, resulting in a new plague.

    The Nox.

    When the Minister of Magic commandeers Hermione to partner with Draco Malfoy to end the plague, they discover a much more sinister plot than the spread of germs.

    Kidnappings.
    Death Eaters.
    The Living Dead.

    What's next?

    A snarky, ridiculously attractive prat who smirks way too often?

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    08 Apr 2026