HailSam
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In one universe, Petey the City's Most Evilest Cat does battle with Greg Dog Man, the city's most beloved hero.
In another, the villainess Graceless does the same with Officer Zuzu, a poodle who is only following in her family's footsteps but dreams of bigger things.
Graceless has her own secrets she's keeping, and while all this flirting is fun, neither of them quite anticipate it ever going further.
Until one day, Graceless is left face to face with her past in the form of a small kitten, starting a new but terrifying descent into something she lost years ago...
Motherhood.
(Or: the author asks you to consider what if Grace took Petey's place, in that her son died, leaving her to pick up the pieces and end up turning to villainy due to this?)
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Sam & Max In: The HOA! Wait Fuck- by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
16 May 2026
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You heard it here, folks! For the first time in (muffled numbers) years since Sam and Max bought their home, a new neighbor is stirring the hornet's nest with...gasp...an HOA!!!
That sounds FUN to Sam and Max, because why not, right? This can only go so well, right???
(Introducing real word concepts to chaotic deities, this is great!)
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- English
- Words:
- 1,581
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 48
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Ben makes too serious a joke in front of new plumbers. He should really unlearn some of that edgy Twitter behavior, honestly...
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Li'l Petey's a problem solver at heart, even when a simple homework assignment turns into a detective showdown! He's on the hunt to find his great-grandparents, if they're still alive that is. It'll be hard since the only ones who knew them either can't remember (Papa) or refuses to answer (Grampa), but no worries, Li'l Petey's super smart! He can do this!
He can.
He will.
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Team X For Scary by HailSam
Fandoms: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness & Explorers of Sky
30 Apr 2026
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Waking up as a human turned Pokémon is definitely not on Michael's list of things to do, but then, he doesn't really remember anything when he wakes up as it is. Going from having a meltdown in a forest to joining an exploration team with a strange but quirky little Hoopa is also not on his list.
Eh, he's good at rolling with the punches.
(Author just wants to write Explorers of Sky with her team, is that so wrong?)
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Team Earth AU by HailSam
Fandom Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Shattered Glass
31 Mar 2026
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Mostly TFA MegOp with a very loose plot connected.
What if the Decepticons and Autobots, after realizing no one was coming to either help or arrest them, entered a semi-truce? The 'cons can come stay at the base, so long as they don't do any rule-breaking, and in turn, they'd get fuel and safety.
This, of course, devolves into people pairing up and eventually, the years passing.
The tales are many, and each day is as strange as the last.
- Words:
- 26,926
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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Trine Shots by HailSam
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
31 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 3,722
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Cute Little Bumblebee (I Know What You Want From Me) by HailSam
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
30 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 608
- Works:
- 2
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Sam & Max In: Wedded Bliss! by HailSam
Fandom Dog Man (2025), Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 4,737
- Works:
- 1
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Sam & Max Adventures In... by HailSam
Fandom Poker Night 2, Poker Night at the Inventory (Video Game), Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
27 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 24,425
- Works:
- 3
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The City that Only Sleeps by radmcgee
Fandoms: Wildcards AU - Fandom, Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon), Sam & Max (Video Games), Psychonauts (Video Games), Monkey Island, Puzzle Agent (Video Games)
06 Mar 2021
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It was still silent as Max's hand moved, gently, on Sam's chest, digging into the short fur. It was silent as his eyes twitched behind his eyelids, and his ears followed in turn, as if tracking some invisible enemy. It was silent as his partner did the same, clasping their hands together unconsciously, his face scrunching up as if in pain, Max's breath getting faster, every muscle in both of their bodies getting tighter and tighter like a rubber band about to snap-
It was not silent when Max screamed, and their bodies hit the ceiling with a dull thump.Sam and Max get stuck in their own nightmares, and it's up to the Psychonauts- and the Geek- to get them out.
Bookmarked by HailSam
28 Jan 2026
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No Animals Allowed by Bunny_Bombastic
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
04 Dec 2021
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Sam and Max at Stinky's Diner over the years.
Bookmarked by HailSam
25 Jan 2026
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Always the Quiet Ones by Sanjuno for Katsuko
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Jan 2017
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Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons.
Now Soundwave has been tasked to discover the reason behind Thundercracker's sudden display of uncharacteristically violent behaviour... and must try not to let the way Starscream and Skywarp are giggling get to him. There is a mystery to solve.
(Too little, too late...)
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- Part 1 of Thundercracker's so Crazy in Love
Bookmarked by HailSam
08 Jan 2026
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A hundred years after the last battle, everyone Inuyasha loves is gone. When the isolation and grief becomes too much and Inuyasha can no longer go on, Sesshoumaru is there to save the only pack he has left, but the wounds of the past still bleed. Can Inuyasha ever learn to trust his brother and alpha, or is there too much dark history between them to move on?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,917
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 184
- Kudos:
- 1,459
- Bookmarks:
- 341
- Hits:
- 36,119
Bookmarked by HailSam
27 Dec 2025
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Can't Stand Him by Spicy_Floofty (FormlessMonkeys)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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The sire of Starscream's sparkling has no idea he's even carrying.
He finally gets possible a chance to tell him, only to get caught by the Autobots at their designated meeting place.
Turns out he was cutting it a little too close to his due date.
Bookmarked by HailSam
20 Dec 2025