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It's a normal, albeit annoying, day when Petey goes to eat lunch with Greg. Unfortunately, normal, but annoying, days are prime times for villains to kidnap you and then stab you in front of a crowd of friends slash coworkers.
Great stuff, Petey. Way to traumatize everyone.
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What the author thought clicker training was: using a clicker as a signal for various positions and commands to spice up the bedroom.
What clicker training actually is: Not That.
Or: Petey and Greg have an active bedroom life. One of those is Greg putting Petey on his knees and worshiping that beautiful body of his. Petey's not against his, he just wishes Greg was like, a little faster at it. Just a little.
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The end of the world begins with the birth of a silent child.
The end of the world is averted when that child, now a traumatized teenager who depends on no one, is shown a single ounce of compassion.
Too bad one cannot escape their fate.
(AU where Petey may or may not bring the end of the world, and Greg tries to befriend the weirdo who broke into his house at one in the morning)
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Meeting You (Over And Over Again) by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
23 Feb 2026
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Sam meets Max at Sam's Granny's house one scorching summer. They, quite literally, never separate. Summer is spent dreaming of large treehouses and grape soda, and rebuilding what was torn apart by angry adults, and growing and growing and growing until they can finally reach the sun.
(The Author explores the in between of them meeting and them becoming the freelance police, and every little bump in the road that pulls them along.)
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- English
- Words:
- 1,123
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 31
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SCP-M-01 by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
22 Feb 2026
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SCP-M-01 (Euclid Class). Dangerous. A lagomorph with world-changing powers that came about with its birth. It has been with the SCP institute since it was twelve years of age.
As of {REDACTED}, we are being forced to utilize it to find agents that disappeared in China, along with hiring a 'freelance policeman' who has had dealings with the supernatural.
Samuel {REDACTED} has been given the rundown of what he is allowed to know, and the moment this mission is over, we will {REDACTED} and the policeman will go back to life as if nothing happened.
Updated notes: xx-yy-zz
(SCP AU where Max has his strange powers and gains notice of the wrong people at a young age, and Sam meets him years later after spending a childhood by his side.)
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Sam & Max Adventures In... by HailSam
Fandom Poker Night 2, Poker Night at the Inventory (Video Game), Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 21,646
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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The Medic And The Protector by HailSam
Fandom Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
31 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 2,970
- Works:
- 2
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- 2
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Team Earth AU by HailSam
Fandom Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Shattered Glass
19 Dec 2025
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Mostly TFA MegOp with a very loose plot connected.
What if the Decepticons and Autobots, after realizing no one was coming to either help or arrest them, entered a semi-truce? The 'cons can come stay at the base, so long as they don't do any rule-breaking, and in turn, they'd get fuel and safety.
This, of course, devolves into people pairing up and eventually, the years passing.
The tales are many, and each day is as strange as the last.
- Words:
- 23,620
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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Dead Dove Antics by HailSam
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024), Transformers: Shattered Glass, Undertale (Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 37,075
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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TF Rare Pair Fics by HailSam
Fandom Transformers (Skybound 2023), Transformers - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 406
- Works:
- 1
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The City that Only Sleeps by radmcgee
Fandoms: Wildcards AU - Fandom, Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon), Sam & Max (Video Games), Psychonauts (Video Games), Monkey Island, Puzzle Agent (Video Games)
06 Mar 2021
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It was still silent as Max's hand moved, gently, on Sam's chest, digging into the short fur. It was silent as his eyes twitched behind his eyelids, and his ears followed in turn, as if tracking some invisible enemy. It was silent as his partner did the same, clasping their hands together unconsciously, his face scrunching up as if in pain, Max's breath getting faster, every muscle in both of their bodies getting tighter and tighter like a rubber band about to snap-
It was not silent when Max screamed, and their bodies hit the ceiling with a dull thump.Sam and Max get stuck in their own nightmares, and it's up to the Psychonauts- and the Geek- to get them out.
Bookmarked by HailSam
28 Jan 2026
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No Animals Allowed by Bunny_Bombastic
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
04 Dec 2021
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Sam and Max at Stinky's Diner over the years.
Bookmarked by HailSam
25 Jan 2026
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Always the Quiet Ones by Sanjuno for Katsuko
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Jan 2017
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Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons.
Now Soundwave has been tasked to discover the reason behind Thundercracker's sudden display of uncharacteristically violent behaviour... and must try not to let the way Starscream and Skywarp are giggling get to him. There is a mystery to solve.
(Too little, too late...)
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- Part 1 of Thundercracker's so Crazy in Love
Bookmarked by HailSam
08 Jan 2026
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A hundred years after the last battle, everyone Inuyasha loves is gone. When the isolation and grief becomes too much and Inuyasha can no longer go on, Sesshoumaru is there to save the only pack he has left, but the wounds of the past still bleed. Can Inuyasha ever learn to trust his brother and alpha, or is there too much dark history between them to move on?
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- English
- Words:
- 38,917
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by HailSam
27 Dec 2025
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Can't Stand Him by Spicy_Floofty (FormlessMonkeys)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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The sire of Starscream's sparkling has no idea he's even carrying.
He finally gets possible a chance to tell him, only to get caught by the Autobots at their designated meeting place.
Turns out he was cutting it a little too close to his due date.
Bookmarked by HailSam
20 Dec 2025