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    Aang is sick. Toph has an excellent idea.

     

    “One of the commanders in the Northern Water Tribe is complaining about including girls in bending practice again.”
    “Tell him he can go fuck himself.”
    “You betcha.”

     

    (Toph plays Avatar for a day. It goes... surprisingly well.)

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Zuko was probably more involved in the gossip around the palace than he had any right to be.

    It’s not his fault, it’s really not. It’s just that sometimes he’s sitting in the kitchens (the best place to get the gossip) drinking tea and trying to relax for once, and some of the kitchen staff will start gossiping where he can still hear them. He doesn’t really try to listen in; it’s not his place and he won’t judge the staff based on whatever rumors are running around, but Spirits is it interesting. He tries not to listen too much, or get too invested in it though. Gossip is gossip after all, and rumors hardly ever turn out to be true.

    But Zuko absolutely needs to know if Maya from the laundry room broke up with her piece of shit boyfriend.

    Or, 5 times Zuko got invested in/meddled in palace gossip, and 1 time he was the subject of the gossip.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “I just wanted to introduce myself. Your uncle had told me his niece had been thinking of applying to work in the gardens, so I thought I would introduce myself.” Fire Lord Zuko was awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck and a slight blush crawled up his cheeks.

    Oh my Spirits, Hana thought. Our Fire Lord is adorable.

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    5 times the palace staff were protective over their Fire Lord because they all love him to death, and 1 time they had someone else do it.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “What would you say to adding a third?”

    Suki’s grin is growing. It’s a sly grin, a sneaky grin, an I-have-a-secret kind of grin. Honestly, Sokka doesn’t care how devious she looks. He trusts her, whatever ridiculous idea she has in her head. Still grinning, she leans forward and whispers the name in his ear, pulling back, still smirking, to watch his reaction.

    Sokka’s mouth falls open and his eyes go wide. Suddenly, his throat is dry, and he has to swallow before he can speak.

    “Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah."

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    25 Apr 2026

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    The wanted poster had the scar on the wrong side.
    Maybe he didn’t care enough to look at the poster before it got sent out. Or maybe, Ozai didn’t actually remember which side of his son’s face he had burned off all those years ago. Zuko wasn’t sure what was worse. Ozai had know which side the scar was on. He had to remember. Right?
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    In which Zuko isn't sure Ozai knows which side of his face he burnt off and it sends him spiraling.

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    18 Apr 2026