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What if instead of walking in on Shane and Ilya making out, what if David came across Ilya alone at the Cottage?
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“I’m David. Hollander. Shane’s dad.”
Ilya genuinely couldn’t figure out what the fuck to do. He needed to send out an SOS, but he had set his phone down somewhere and had no idea if it was in the sunroom, bedroom, or bathroom, and wasn’t about to go dash around to hunt it down. And as hard as he wracked his brain, he couldn’t come up with a single plausible explanation for his presence in Shane’s summer home other than, “I’m in love with your son. We have been fucking since we were teenagers. We have a ten year plan.”
Instead, what he choked out was, “Sorry. No English.”
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Goodnight sunshine
Goodnight moon
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Dread Wolf Vignettes by HardPass
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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A loosely related series of angsty vignettes centering around Solas and his doomed relationship with my Lavellan Inquisitor, Lilja, that I just uncovered from the depths of my google drive. A few are quite spicy. I have no memory of writing them.
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Yuliana Pembrose, Blackstaff Academy's premier divination professor, has had been academic rivals with Gale Dekarios since they were in school together. When Gale returns to teaching after a year long absence, bereft of Mystra's favor, and having run off on some adventure to Baldur's Gate, Yuliana is given a vision of the future--one where she is happily entangled in his arms.
Burdened with that knowledge, she embarks to find out what might be so appealing about Gale that she would do something so absurd, and must decide whether to try and change what the Fates have in store for her.
AKA After returning from Hot Gale Summer, his old academic rival has a vision of them slammin' hams and is both horrified and intrigued.
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Roach realizes that Izzy Hands isn't such an asshole when he's got a full tummy.
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Mary is visited by the most notorious pirate alive and must take him to her husband's fake grave.
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Ryder and Reyes have two things in common: first, they're pretty sure they love each other, second, they hate each other's jobs. When a business deal goes south for Reyes, the Pathfinder and the Charlatan find their professional lives intersecting once again, but neither of them have to like it.
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- Part 2 of Low Ryder
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Caroline Trevelyan and Varric Tethras have made a bet, and somebody has to lose
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- Part 7 of Carried Away
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After the fall of the Tower, a Hunter picks up the pieces, relearning fear as she attempts to find her missing fireteam and put back together everything lost while her Ghost keeps her spirits up and piles sass on sass on sass.
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Violet Ryder isn't fond of most things about Kadara, but flirting with Reyes becomes a fun pastime. Thankfully, she doesn't need to trust him in order to appreciate his humor...among other things.
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- Part 1 of Low Ryder
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Non-smut adjacent chapter for my "Among Other Things" readers who aren't keen on explicit scenes, but don't want to miss anything. It's almost identical to Chapter 9, sans smut, with drinking coffee substituted in all explicit areas. It's got the same beginning and end, and most of the dialogue in the middle is identical or adapted to fit the scene.
So if smut's not your cup of tea (or coffee), this scene technically doesn't have any.
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Another vault, another purification field. The racers are set, the bets have been put down, and the trashtalking is real. If the Pathfinder team has to outrun black death clouds, they might as well have some fun with it, right?
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Jaal seeks out advice from his crewmates on how to show his affection toward Ryder early on in their relationship. It goes just about as well as you'd expect.
Just a quick piece that popped into my head and made me giggle as I was jotting it down, so I thought it was worth the share.
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Ryder's met Jaal's family, but it occurred to her that she hasn't mentioned her relationship with the big, pink alien to her fresh-from-his-coma twin. Whoops! Time to correct that and put the two in the same room together so they can meet properly. Hugs to ensue.
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- Part 2 of Family Business
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After exchanging emails with Sahuna, she and Ryder agree to have tea together. (as promised, after I wrote Letters to Sahuna)
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- Part 1 of Family Business
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Drabble of the crew of the Tempest hanging out and introducing Jaal to Milky Way culture via trashy soap operas.
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My undying adoration of Sahuna made me want to expand on the email theme. In a companion piece to my other fic, Letters to Sahuna we now get Letters to Sahuna from Jaal, in which Jaal and Sahuna exchange emails. Obviously.
Good lord I'm not used to writing feelsy pieces.
Some spoilers ahoy! You've been warned.
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- Part 2 of You've Got Mail
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I developed an inexplicable fascination with Sahuna and her relationship with my Ryder after she and Jaal start hooking up. I found her utterly charming. I decided to expand on the emails she sends and draft up Ryder's replies. I just had this powerful NEED for there to be more content, so I wrote my own.
Also some mild spoilers, so warning ahoy!
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- Part 1 of You've Got Mail
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After making a bet with Varric concerning her romantic life, the Inquisitor finds herself entirely unable to interact with Cullen. What she needs is a wingman.
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- Part 5 of Carried Away
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My sassy-pants Inquisitor reluctantly attends her own birthday party, but presents, drinking, Wicked Grace, scandalous revelations, and one serious wager with Varric make the night one for the books.
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- Part 4 of Carried Away