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• The Fanfic with Five Names A.K.A. Frantic Fanfic But with Lore A.K.A. Tublr Sexyman Lore A.K.A. William Afton (Probably) Fucked The Entirety of Tumblr A.K.A. Charity Work For Tumblr by Dubiouscrow138, ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), MysticBloodRose, orphan_account, PheebsIgLol, TheFFLoreMakers

  Fandoms: Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, Deltarune (Video Game), The Lorax (2012), Gravity Falls, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Monster High (Movies 2010-2016), Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials, Sakeru Gum "Long Long Man" Commercials, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Papa Louie (Video Games), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, starburst berries and cream, Multi-Fandom, The Fanfic with Five Names  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  21 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • William Afton/Miles Edgeworth
  • WIlliam Afton/Mr. Clean (Former)
  • William Afton/Long Long Man (Former)
  • William Afton/Bill CIpher (Former)
  • William Afton/Flo (Former)
  • William Afton/A shit ton of people like a LOT ok!?
  • Flo/Jamie (Former)
  • Long Long Man/Willy Wonka
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)/Spamton G. Spamton
  • Spamton G. Spamton
  • spamton b. spamton
  • spamton a. spamton
  • Spamton Z. Spamton
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • William Afton | Dave Miller
  • Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth
  • Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright
  • Mr. Clean (Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials)
  • Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl
  • Jamie (Progressive)
  • Bill Cipher
  • Mabel Pines
  • Dipper Pines
  • Long Long Man (Sakeru Gum Commercials)
  • Willy Wonka
  • Hatsune Miku
  • Papa Louie
  • Verosika Mayday
  • Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
  • Truck (Two Trucks)
  • Other Truck (Two Trucks)
  • Victor "Vector" Perkins
  • Edna Mode
  • insert list of the spamtons
  • a-z list of spamton plus $ because thats what we did
  • this is cringe but i do not regret writing any part that i did at ALL
  • This is cursed
  • Crack Fic
  • Crack
  • crack that eventually gets treated seriously
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • people ask what do i tag but not HOW DO I TAG THIS SHIT WITHOUT SMILING OR LAUGHING
  • long list of william aftons exes lmao
  • bill cipher is scatterbrained because i say so
  • flo acts very unhinged
  • "i think its an insane person"
  • pastafarian stuff
  • oh and all the spamtons are brothers i shit u not
  • oh and william afton is a thot
  • remember when i said i dont regret writing any part at ALL? might have to take that statement back-
  • YOU FORGOT TO FILE YOUR PAPERWOOOORK
  • YOU FORGOT TO GET YOUR DENTAL INSURAAAAAANCE
  • what about my shredder
  • my personal home shredder
  • Drunk Bill Cipher
  • Crack Crossover
  • Crack Relationships
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic

  Summary

  My friends and I made this a while back on FF (Frantic Fanfic), and you get to see all the cursed shit. Why? We did it for Tumblr. Anyway hope you all enjoy these wacky shenanigans and have a good laugh because WE sure as hell did writing it!
  Also there is a timeline to this but it probably isn't going to be uploaded in a complete perfect order anyway, so hey! Have fun with interpretation!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  52,554

  Chapters:

  146/?

  Comments:

  83

  Kudos:

  64

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  2,156

• The Fanfic with Five Names: The Non-Canon Shit by Dubiouscrow138, ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), MysticBloodRose, orphan_account, PheebsIgLol, TheFFLoreMakers

  Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Alphabet Lore (A-Z...) - Mike Salcedo (Web Series), The Lorax (2012), Five Nights at Freddy's, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game), Real Person Fiction, Multi-Fandom, The Fanfic with Five Names  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  21 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • I am not putting a list of relationships for this one because I dont feel like it
  • Spamton G. Spamton
  • spamton a. spamton
  • Sans
  • Miles Edgeworth
  • Bill Cipher
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • Phoenix Wright - Character
  • William Afton
  • Mike Wazowski
  • The Joker
  • springtrap
  • Jason "J. D." Dean
  • F (Alphabet Lore)
  • Jamie (Progressive)
  • Jesus Christ
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Remy the Rat
  • Dr. Livesey (Treasure Island)
  • Phoebe
  • Harvey
  • Dubious - Character
  • Mystic freeform lmao
  • Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Vampire Potter (My Immortal)
  • Willow (My Immortal)
  • Jon Arbuckle
  • Garfield (Garfield)
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Hwang Hyunjin
  • The Croaker (Tumblr)
  • Bucephalus (Croaker Lore)
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • im putting this here for even more laughs
  • idk what to tag
  • for once
  • oh i know
  • thlammed my penith on the car door
  • hi my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way
  • and will probably end up putting ourselves in here too at some point im not even kidding
  • added ocs to this lmao
  • oh gosh oh golly man
  • red guy kinda a dilf ngl
  • Quote: Green is not a creative colour (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
  • TommyInnit is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF)
  • oooohhhhhh wooahhhhh oohhh i'm in love with juda-as juda-as
  • lady gaga meat dress is my religion
  • autumnleaves1991's Writer Wednesdays
  • ao3tagsbtsbingo's AO3 Tags BTS Bingo 2022
  • ao3 is better than wattpad
  • dear god as a kid i wanted to be on disney channel
  • now i know that it was gonna be a bad idea
  • and i am not on disney channel
  • ah yes i see mystic added their own tags here too
  • good thing i like dhmis so im fine with this

  Summary

  Yeah remember our storyline of the first fic? Well this is all the fics that are either completely unrelated to it, or SOMEWHAT a bit canon to the fic but just barely to the point it might as well not be canon at all.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,943

  Chapters:

  48/?

  Comments:

  24

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  686

• Akatsuki in: Eine Weihnachtsgeschichte by ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), ShinoX

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Dec 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kakuzu (Naruto)
  • Deidara (Naruto)
  • Hidan (Naruto)
  • Hoshigaki Kisame
  • Sasori (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Tobi (Naruto)
  • Pain (Naruto)
  • Konan (Naruto)
  • Akatsuki (Naruto) - Character
  • Akatsuki - Freeform
  • Christmas carol
  • Christmas Carol in the Naruto Universe
  • Canon Universe
  • mostly - Freeform
  • I take some liberties
  • canon is my bitch

  Summary

  Weil Kakuzu sich zum fünften Jahr in Folge weigert, den Mitgliedern der Organisation Weihnachtsgeld zukommen zu lassen, fassen diese (erneut) den Entschluss, ihm mit drei weihnachtlichen Geistern auf die Nerven zu gehen, um zumindest eines seiner fünf Herzen zu erweichen. Jedenfalls die Mitglieder, die an weltlichen Besitz interessiert sind, denn Hidan hat seine ganz eigene Mission.

  Diese Geschichte ist bereits letztes Jahr entstanden, weshalb sie jetzt zeitgleich mit ihrem "Nachfolger" "Wie Akatsuki das Weihnachtsfest stahl" veröffentlicht wird. Es wird wie immer lustig, skurril und ziemlich unweihnachtlich.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Weihnachten in Amegakure

  Language:

  Deutsch

  Words:

  11,407

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  89

• Wie Akatsuki das Weihnachtsfest stahl by ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), ShinoX

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  28 Dec 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hidan & Kakuzu (Naruto)
  • Kakuzu (Naruto)
  • Hidan (Naruto)
  • Pain (Naruto)
  • Nagato | Pain
  • Konan (Naruto)
  • Deidara (Naruto)
  • Sasori (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Hoshigaki Kisame
  • Orochimaru (Naruto)
  • Yakushi Kabuto
  • Uchiha Sasuke
  • Akatsuki (Naruto) - Character
  • grinch
  • Christmas
  • Canon Universe
  • But again liberties are taken
  • Humor
  • Parody
  • This is a Crackfic taken seriously

  Summary

  Die beiden Weihnachtshasser Hidan und Kakuzu statten Konoha einen Besuch ab - nicht ohne eine böse Überraschung geplant zu haben. Weihnachten in Kohona wird dieses Jahr wohl ein wenig... anders aussehen.

  Gleichzeitig entschließt sich Orochimaru seinen "Neffen" Pein an Weihnachten zu ebenfalls mit einem Besuch zu überraschen. Womit dieser natürlich alles andere als einverstanden ist.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Weihnachten in Amegakure

  Language:

  Deutsch

  Words:

  5,466

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Hits:

  48

• Nightmare on Amegakure by ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), ShinoX

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  30 Oct 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Akatsuki (Naruto) - Character
  • Kakuzu (Naruto)
  • Tobi (Naruto)
  • Deidara (Naruto)
  • Uchiha Itachi
  • Halloween
  • CASH MONEY [Brother]
  • Hab das mal wieder um 3 Uhr morgens geschrieben
  • EXPLOSIONEN!!!
  • wahrscheinlich mehr coldmirror Anspielungen als für den Normalverbraucher erträglich
  • (keine Sorge es sind nicht so viele)
  • kein AU
  • aber deifinitiv nicht canon-compliant
  • es ist kompliziert
  • Humor

  Summary

  Kakuzu ist auf Geld aus, Tobi auf Süßkram und Pein ist einfach nur genervt.
  Eigentlich wollten sich die Akatsuki nicht mehr mit diesen dämlichen Zivilistenfeiertagen beschäftigen. Leider hat das Leben da andere Pläne und so verläuft der Oktober weiterhin abenteuerlich. Zusätzlich zum üblichen Drama, dem man in der Organisation nicht aus dem Weg gehen kann, gibt es nun auch noch Survivalstorys im REWE, mysteriöse Projekte im Hinterhof und einen Mangel an Kopfschmerztabletten, weil Pein es ohne seine stündliche Ibo einfach nicht mehr aushalten kann.
  Es wird herzergreifend und emotional, spannend und natürlich abenteuerlich oder einfach nur genauso komplett bescheuert und sinnlos wie man es eh schon von uns kennt. Sucht es euch aus!

  Language:

  Deutsch

  Words:

  4,800

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Hits:

  50