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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Hey quick question, ever considered what happens if you put ​​a Toyota AE86, specifically the Sprinter Trueno GT-APEX, on a track to race against horses?

    And those horses being humanoid girls, to be specific, Uma Musume. Which is just “horse girl” in Japanese.

    And what if that Toyota AE86 was actually in humanoid form, was a genetic anomaly in the world and is about to start referencing Initial D left and right in a world without its glory?

    Yeah, this is going to be a really, really, rough day for everyone who isn’t him.

    Now get up my friend, the tofu awaits and Mount Haruna is still unconquered, now is the time to be alive. Races? Doesn’t matter.

    Go outspeed a car now, Déjà Vu, now it is time to rage your dreams.

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    17 May 2026

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    Uma Musume. They are born to run, chasing the dream of glorious races at the end of their unknown destiny. A truth the world accepts with pride. Lesser known? They’re all giant dumbasses. Nutcases, every single one. Degrees vary, but the madness is universal.

    Trainers. The vital partners who support those dazzling dreams. Also: long-suffering souls tasked with preventing suicide via training exhaustion, teaching basic common sense, and defending their own human rights from girls who could shoulder-check them into another prefecture.

    Yet somehow, the bonds they share are real. Each varies, sometimes like mentor and pupil, sometimes like family, and often… dangerously close to developing rom-coms or full-blown romance.

    So, when their Uma Musume inevitably does something unhinged, what can a Trainer do?

    Be the stern adult? The exasperated straight man praying for divine intervention?

    …Or just get dumber in return.

    This is a collection of short stories — of those bonds and such nonsense that unfolds when the world’s most powerful girls meet the only people brave (dumb) enough to try and guide them.

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  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    baicang wouldn't consider himself a hard worker. nobody would, probably. perhaps once, he would have been; under the tight confines of his childhood home, eyes that watched like a hawk wherever he went and the sliver of praise that came his way when he finally did something right for once, like a drop of water in an endless desert. maybe he was a hard worker, once.

    now, he simply didn't have the energy for that anymore. 

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    14 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    How sad it was to wonder if they were even a human.

    They'd looked in a mirror and they sure looked human, but how could they be sure, maybe they were a hallucination, maybe they weren't real, maybe they were a monster, maybe maybe maybe—

    Their hand clenched tighter. The pain blossomed worse.

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    Zero does not settle into Eibon nearly as well as they're supposed to.

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  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Don't blame Edgar. He wasn't even there.

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