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Emma Swan is newly divorced and enlightened re: the fact that she's desperately in love with Regina. Now, if she can only get a hold of the queen of all the realms for long enough to date her. But Regina only seems to notice that Emma exists when there's a crisis.
Lucky for Emma, she knows a lot of villains who might be interested in starting crises in beautiful, romantic venues.
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07 Sep 2022
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a dissertation on the merits of hating your hot roommate by goon
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
30 Oct 2015
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You’re a pain in my ass, Emma almost says, and thinks better of it. Of the two hundred or so days she’s to spend cooped up with Regina Mills, at least one or two might be spent civilly and conjointly ignoring each other.
(AU: Emma Swan goes to college and gets a roommate).
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- 7/7
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29 Aug 2022
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Emma Swan is a guardian angel who just can't seem to get it right, and Henry Mills is her last chance before she gets reassigned to guard duty.
Henry Mills is a smart kid in a small town with a big mouth, a bigger imagination, and an iron will so unshakable that his last guardian quit in protest.
Regina Mills... isn't exactly something Emma is prepared to deal with.- Language:
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21 Aug 2022
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“I was told a double rush order would be here in twenty minutes or less,” she said coolly, and gestured to the clock on the wall beside them.
Looking over, Emma saw the face reading 6:45, just a few minutes past the twenty minute deadline. Eyes narrowing slightly, she licked her lips. “Yeah, it’s just a couple minutes past,” Emma said, and shifted her weight to one hip.
Tilting her chin up slightly she repeated, “Twenty minutes or less,” and Emma felt her head start to pound. What a way to end the day.
Bike messenger AU, in which Regina is a CEO that enjoys messing with Emma, and Emma does not back down. For the sake of her job, of course, and not because of the way Regina eyes light up when she's angry.
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- 5/5
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13 Aug 2022
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it takes two to tango, and other dance cliches by wistfulwatcher for fievre
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
12 Sep 2015
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“Hey,” Regina hears from behind her, and when she turns she sees Emma standing there, hands stuffed in her back pockets. “So I guess it’s you and me?” Looking around, she sees that the entire rest of the class has in fact partnered up. Emma doesn’t look very promising, but considering her only other real option is to continue practicing on her own in front of a dozen or so other adults, it seems Emma will have to do.
In which Regina signs up for ballroom dance lessons and Emma turns out to not be the worst possible thing to happen to her. Not that she would ever say such a thing out loud.
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09 Aug 2022
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Regina's Tinder dates are getting worse every week. She's trying to get over her divorce and the fact that she's suddenly a single mother, but her Thursday nights have started to fill her with dread - until she finds the only Uber driver in the city who can actually make her feel better about it all.
Prompt by @shazmit
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27 Jul 2022
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Ruby stares at her in disbelief as soon as the words are out of her mouth. “What do you mean you think you’ve never had an orgasm?”
Regina shrugs and tugs her feet up, underneath her body. “What I said,” she explains, “I don’t think I’ve ever had an orgasm before.”
“Like ever?” Ruby questions as she eyes Kathryn who sits next to her on the couch with her mouth slightly agape.
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Regina reveals something to her two best friends, and Ruby decides that she must hook Regina up with her lesbian friend, because that needs to be rectified immediately. Enter Emma.
Swanqueen.
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21 Jul 2022
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Havoc ensues when Emma talks Regina into helping her try and end Hook's pursuit by pretending to date, a plan Regina only agrees to on the condition that she gets to throw it in Snow White and Prince Charming's faces. Alas, nothing goes quite the way either woman expects.
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20 Jul 2022
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Instead of setting a fire at City Hall before the sheriff’s election, Mr Gold tampers with the building’s elevator, intending for Regina to get trapped so that Emma can rescue her. His plan fails when Emma ends up stuck inside with her.
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10 Jul 2022
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Emma looks away because she just can’t go here tonight and Regina shuts the water off, closes the dishwasher. “Get off my counter, Miss Swan,” she orders coolly, in that voice that she uses anytime they edge toward that something they sometimes get near.
A something that will remain nameless, thank you.
It's a few days before Christmas. Emma has no idea what to get Regina but Regina? Yeah, she pretty much nails it.
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06 Jul 2022
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Under the extravagant hair and harsh makeup, it’s still Regina’s eyes gazing back at hers. There’s something hard and malicious in them, but the Queen smiles and Emma shivers at the dark melancholy beneath the surface. “She wasted every chance we had with you,” the Queen breathes. “And you would still choose her?”
After 5b, Emma and Regina find themselves struggling with an unpredictable Evil Queen who's just as likely to kill as she is to kiss, to destroy as she is to help, and to hate as she is to love.
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17 May 2022
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this will be our year, took a long time to come by celaenos
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
16 Jul 2015
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Emma Swan has been living with her son and his other mother for over two years now. His other mother. Emma's co-parent. Friend. Roommate. Nothing romantic about it whatsoever.
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15 May 2022
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[Swan Queen] Post 4.04. In her continuing pursuit of Regina's happiness, Emma decides to play matchmaker for her. With any available suitors out there. Any.
"Have you been taking advice from your mother? Is this a setup?"
"She said she'd let me out of jail if I dated you," Will says helpfully, and Regina stares at him and then Emma and then covers her face with her hands.
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12 May 2022
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You can only avoid the inevitable for so long.
[Post 4A, AU, SwanQueen, foreplay]
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16 Apr 2022
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Stir Fried Denim by durotos
Fandoms: Harvest Moon and Story of Seasons Series (Video Games)
17 Mar 2022
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Ann can say with absolute certainty that Doug's Inn and the patrons of it are her life. She loves working alongside her father - her partner in crime. The permanent tenants, Cliff and Gray, are among her dearest friends, and they're in a relationship with her bestie, Claire. Night times at the inn are lively, and there are always plenty of snacks and drinks to go around amid jokes, laughter - and, if Ann's lucky - a gleaming pair of green eyes watching her from the other side of the bar, glass of wine in hand.
When Claire's latest attempt to help Ann get some time alone with Karen ends in failure, Ann is quickly given another chance as Karen begs her for a cooking lesson. With the help of her friends, can Ann learn to keep a cool head in the kitchen around her crush? Will their love spark into a burning flame? Or will Karen's questionable cooking methods ignite it into an uncontrollable grease fire that goes up in smoke?
Featuring artwork from the talented SpinachArtichokeDitz!
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02 Apr 2022
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It’s only their regular Sunday dinner. It’s just that this Sunday happens to be a special day.
[Random future date, SwanQueen, Oblivious Regina fluff]
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01 Apr 2022
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Emma Swan is not available.
[SwanQueen fluff. Post S4A. No Hook, no Robin, no drama.]
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- English
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01 Apr 2022
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The Proposal AU. When Regina finds out she's about to be deported, she blackmails her assistant Emma into pretending to be her fiancée.
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- 10/10
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26 Mar 2022
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haven't you heard what becomes of curious minds? by coalitiongirl for SgtMac
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
18 May 2018
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Post-finale. Regina returns home to Storybrooke after years away to find that very little has changed in the years since she'd been gone. She still has a son there waiting, struggling to adjust to a new world. She still has a partner, a best friend in a turbulent marriage who looks at her with far too much raw affection in her eyes.
But Emma also has a little girl now, an infant with Regina's eyes and Regina's magic, and soon, all of Storybrooke as Regina has known it will change irrevocably with her arrival.
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- 9/9
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24 Mar 2022
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A woman who can grow flowers out of her hands. A boy who is stuck in the middle of a war that isn’t his. A hero who poses as a villain. A decades long fight, boiling over between two enemies, with the verdict unpredictable.
And that klutz, Emma Swan, who has a terrible crush on the flower shop owner Regina Mills.
(flower shop and superhero AU)
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- 31,876
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- 7/7
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21 Mar 2022