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    Eddie and Steve have been spending a lot of time together since Vecna. They're co-parenting kids, getting high every night, and sleeping in the same bed. They basically share a wardrobe too.

    He thinks this is dangerous, its like they’re married, the casual sharing of intimacy, this space between them which feels like something and nothing all at the same time. He thinks it’s dangerous for him to pretend Steve sees it the same way, that one day Steve’s droopy, kind eyes are going to see right through him and he’ll lose this. This being a side of Steve’s bed that is his, a nightstand where his rings always pile, a drawer of shirts in Steve’s bedroom that only Eddie uses. He can’t lose it, so he shuts his mouth, turns out the light, and watches the slow breathing of sleep fill Steve’s chest.

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    People don’t really know this, and Denki doesn’t really make it a point to advertise it either, but he almost always feels absolutely, entirely, unequivocally insane.

    Like, not in the sort of I think I’m going to snap and kill everyone in the room. Definitely not when he’s tucked in Sero’s hammock like a leaf-wrapped banana slug delicacy, staring at the ceiling and counting all the ways to turn the projected red sketches of the digital clock into all the various numbers and letters, but —

    “I think,” Denki says eloquently, with the utmost sincerity, “that there might be something wrong with me.”

     

    or: kaminari’s been going insane since the day he turned six, yet no one at yuuei ever seems to notice except himself.

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    You knew you were in trouble the first time you caught yourself smiling like an doofus. It was clear which one you favored; even Appletun would nudge your arm when the black-clad twin came back to the station.

    Ah, well. As long as nobody picked up on it.

    Before you knew it, your drowsy Appletun perked up and all four of your eyes zeroed in on the twins. They saluted each other, and you smiled.

    Emmet turned his head and locked eyes with you, and you balked.

    Emmet made a combeeline for you, and you panicked.

    Your smile wavered. Why does he look so intense? Why is he coming directly at me like a Terminator? Multiple reasons raced through your mind and a conclusion was reached pretty quickly.

    Oh, beans, you thought. Oh no.

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    Rumor had it that on dark, foggy nights, a stranger stalked the streets of Lumiere and disappeared by morning like a ghost.

    Verso hadn't known he had become a living legend, until a doe eyed inventor caught him standing outside his apartment building.

    A story that explores a world where Verso met Gustave long before Expedition 33.

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    Monoco’s station was just as it had always been, Gommage or no. The painted curves of it flowed and trailed, one long brush stroke after another. The snow stayed, and so did the grandis, the gentle petals of iron, the curve of playful trains.

    Only Monoco had left. Only they had changed. And then they’d returned, and for what? To scavenge the chroma of corpses long gone to rest? To scrape the paint from a hundred abandoned creations?

    Verso was tired.

    “Yes,” he said, “I could have saved him.”

    Or: Maelle brings Gustave back, and accidentally ties his soul to Verso. This changes things.

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