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a cinematic vision ensued (like the holiest dream) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Jul 2022
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Eddie and Steve have been spending a lot of time together since Vecna. They're co-parenting kids, getting high every night, and sleeping in the same bed. They basically share a wardrobe too.
He thinks this is dangerous, its like they’re married, the casual sharing of intimacy, this space between them which feels like something and nothing all at the same time. He thinks it’s dangerous for him to pretend Steve sees it the same way, that one day Steve’s droopy, kind eyes are going to see right through him and he’ll lose this. This being a side of Steve’s bed that is his, a nightstand where his rings always pile, a drawer of shirts in Steve’s bedroom that only Eddie uses. He can’t lose it, so he shuts his mouth, turns out the light, and watches the slow breathing of sleep fill Steve’s chest.
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headcase (the color of boom) by salixys
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2022
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People don’t really know this, and Denki doesn’t really make it a point to advertise it either, but he almost always feels absolutely, entirely, unequivocally insane.
Like, not in the sort of I think I’m going to snap and kill everyone in the room. Definitely not when he’s tucked in Sero’s hammock like a leaf-wrapped banana slug delicacy, staring at the ceiling and counting all the ways to turn the projected red sketches of the digital clock into all the various numbers and letters, but —
“I think,” Denki says eloquently, with the utmost sincerity, “that there might be something wrong with me.”
or: kaminari’s been going insane since the day he turned six, yet no one at yuuei ever seems to notice except himself.
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Watcher by ChefPookardee
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
17 Jan 2026
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You knew you were in trouble the first time you caught yourself smiling like an doofus. It was clear which one you favored; even Appletun would nudge your arm when the black-clad twin came back to the station.
Ah, well. As long as nobody picked up on it.
Before you knew it, your drowsy Appletun perked up and all four of your eyes zeroed in on the twins. They saluted each other, and you smiled.
Emmet turned his head and locked eyes with you, and you balked.
Emmet made a combeeline for you, and you panicked.
Your smile wavered. Why does he look so intense? Why is he coming directly at me like a Terminator? Multiple reasons raced through your mind and a conclusion was reached pretty quickly.
Oh, beans, you thought. Oh no.
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- Part 1 of Reader
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L'etranger de Lumiere by Yoruai (yoruai)
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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Rumor had it that on dark, foggy nights, a stranger stalked the streets of Lumiere and disappeared by morning like a ghost.
Verso hadn't known he had become a living legend, until a doe eyed inventor caught him standing outside his apartment building.
A story that explores a world where Verso met Gustave long before Expedition 33.
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Monoco’s station was just as it had always been, Gommage or no. The painted curves of it flowed and trailed, one long brush stroke after another. The snow stayed, and so did the grandis, the gentle petals of iron, the curve of playful trains.
Only Monoco had left. Only they had changed. And then they’d returned, and for what? To scavenge the chroma of corpses long gone to rest? To scrape the paint from a hundred abandoned creations?
Verso was tired.
“Yes,” he said, “I could have saved him.”
Or: Maelle brings Gustave back, and accidentally ties his soul to Verso. This changes things.
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- Part 8 of author's favorites
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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- Part 1 of Hear You, Feel You - ZTeam Polycule
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Ryuji's never been too interested in the ocean. Sure, Ann found it fascinating and wouldn't shut up about all the cool stuff down there, but Ryuji just never saw the appeal. Until, that is, the conservatory rescues a creature with the lower body of a fish and the upper body of the most gorgeous guy he's ever seen. That, he was interested in.
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“You climbed into my bed, can you blame me for joining? Not my fault you basically threw yourself at me.” Heisenberg’s signature smirk splays across his face, fingers spreading out across Ethan’s outer thigh.
Was it hot in here or was that just the factory again? What the fuck was he doing right now?
Ethan continued to stare, wet his lips with his tongue before trying to shift again. That seemed to have been the last strike the older man had been keeping tally of in his mind. As the blonde tries to move, Heisenberg rolls them over, trapping Ethan on his back with him between his knees.
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You're a superhero gifted with the ability to heal any person you touch. Broken bones, cuts, cancer, nothings too much for your powers. Except there's a catch, your powers have another quirk, one that ruins the carefully built reputation you spent so long maintaining. Just to add insult to injury, your best friend of nearly two decades decides to land himself in the hospital, also ruining his reputation in the process. Broke, names in the dirt, and out of options, the two of you are absolutely miserable. That is, until a new opportunity presents itself: work for SDN, and they'll give you everything you could ever want. The cons? Heal a team of supervillains that your friends graciously stuck coaching. Stuck in the crossroads, a new life presents itself to you. But the question is, will you take it, and face the demons that come along with it? Or will you once again bite the hand that feeds?
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Robert Robertson is not a lonely man.
Robert Robertson is not a man who needs to rely on other people.
Robert Robertson is loved by his dog, and that's enough. It has been enough for a long time now.
Yes. Yes, it's enough, Robert Robertson is convinced of this, despite the times when it doesn't much feel like it is.Robert stared at the screen, the remote laying upside-down and forgotten at his feet. He was dreaming, he knew he was dreaming. He could see his reflection in the dark areas of the newscast's image, younger by fifteen years, no eyebags in sight; but his expression was slack with horror. The feelings of disbelief and despair were still just as vivid, just as cutting, jostling and raking against his ribcage.
Not again.[DISCONTINUED]
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Z-Team is paired with X-Team for a joint operation to track down and bust a child smuggling operation spanning across their bordered districts.
Z-Team may be ex-criminals, but everyone can agree a pedophile is a waste of a cell room and is much better off rotting six feet under.
How Robert Robertson can look at the perps marched through their doors with indifference is what rubs Z-Team the wrong way.
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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So people like me? The average Joe whose granddad wasn’t exposed to experimental radiation or fell into a toxic river, or was born under the star or Orias or something? We’re the soap bubbles. The thin paper people who still get torn, punctured, burned, and broken when not handled with care.
It sucks. But that’s also true of life. So it's not a huge deal.
It just means you have to be smart.
I'm Robert Robertson the Third, and I'm Mecha Man.
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One part novelization, one part character deconstruction, two parts world-build and juuust a dash of AU reinterpretations. All from the mind of an author feral for the Dispatch universe.
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Bookmarked by Klaire (HooooBeans)
09 Nov 2025
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Eating this fic with proper table manners and dabbing my mouth with a napkin while calling to the waiter to tell the chef I enjoyed their work
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A night at the villain bar quickly turned into chaos. Punches were thrown, glass shattered, Robert gets cornered into the bathroom and fought tooth and nail against his assailant in front of Sonar and somehow Sonar found the whole thing… hot.
Now he wants to fuck him.
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It started with Clive's armor on the floor, right near the door. Cid moved around it cautiously, before he caught the sight of the next little piece: Clive's boots, haphazardly tipped to the side. Next along the trail of breadcrumbs as to where his partner was came that beautiful, absolutely maddening leather jerkin, undone and left on the floor. Cid's footsteps were cautious, even as his heart began to pound, and heat started to pool low in his belly. That odd chain shirt Clive wore came next, and the thin bit of padding not far behind. The socks were stretched a little farther apart, and Cid could imagine Clive hopping about as he tried to get them off. It brought a smile to his face, even when it felt like most of his blood traveled south when the next item of clothing he came upon were those even more distracting leather pants.
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Clive leaves a trail of bread crumbs to a surprise for Cid.
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Bookmarked by Klaire (HooooBeans)
08 Nov 2025
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Oh wife Clive how I love you
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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Robert is Sort of a Mystery (Dispatch) by confidential_artist
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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Five Times the Dispatcher Rescued the Team and One Time the Team Rescued the Dispatcher by Zee_M
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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They've grown accustomed to not having any backup - nobody really wanted to stick their neck out for some ex-villains. In a way, it helped them rely on each other more.
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What sane person grows wings as a contingency plan? by Traindweller
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Blonde Blazer focused on him with a bittersweet look. Posture weary as her shoulders were slightly slumped into themselves, her hands tightened into fists. "Chase." She sighed. "I was just looking for you. Come in."
They both entered her office, tension settling in the room as she beckoned him to her desk where her computer sat.
"We found Robert."
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Am I going against canon and only going based off the first four episodes? Yes. Do I have a thing for my favourite characters gaining avian-like traits? Absolutely fucking yes.