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Stede doesn’t remember how he got to the back seat of his car, but here he is now, with Ed and a bucket of popcorn between them, making light and affable comments while they watch Cher try not to fall in love with Nicolas Cage. How can something feel so easy and so tense all at once?
Set in the phenomenally talented faeeebaeee's Piña Coladas SMAU. What if things at the drive-in had gone a little differently?
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Not Too Fast by HorribleGoose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Aug 2019
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After Aziraphale tells Crowley that he moves too fast for him, Crowley finds himself completely bereft. Until, that is, Lance Corporal Shadwell turns up and provides an opportunity for distraction. The young Shadwell/Crowley sexy angst fic that nobody asked for.
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how everything still turns to gold by bottlerocket32557038
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Feb 2024
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“Eddie.” Steve says around a smile, and it tugs the strings of Eddie’s daydream balloon, sends it slowly floating back to Earth.
“Hm?” He responds, distracted.
Steve opens his eyes, squinting in the late afternoon sun.
“No, ‘Eddie.’ That’s what you’re writing.”
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Yeah, it is. Eddie looks down at his finger, the one that’s been operating on autopilot while he’s been lost in his thoughts, and watches as it finishes rounding out the curve of the final e.
Shit.
or - Eddie can't stop touching Steve. Steve doesn't seem to mind.
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23 Oct 2025
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A frat bro and a metalhead walk into a bar…
And through shitty friends, a mistaken identity, and some dubious flirting end up in the alley.
Bonus: Eddie’s gross overuse of pet names, Steve’s oral fixation, and both having absolutely no chill about Steve being a pathetic loser.
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- Part 1 of Fool For Your Loving
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22 Oct 2025
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The Transitive Property of Attraction by concupiscence66
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), Sweet - Fandom
14 Oct 2014
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Based on the short film "Sweet" starring Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. (It's on youtube and well worth your ten minutes!)
Henry's name is not Stitch, and he did not name his kiosk Sweet Music after Pete Sweet. Pete Sweet named himself after Henry's kiosk.
Henry Dulcy is just a regular guy who'd like to go on the occasional date and occasionally feel good about himself. Somehow, this desire has led to him having a completely useless friend and sidekick. He can handle the dancing and the matching shirts, but when Pete starts dating an imaginary girl (not even one he imagined up himself), Henry begins to question some of his decisions.Henry wants a real life. And a real life boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of The Principles of Sweet
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22 Oct 2025
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After his season two altercation with Steve, Billy Hargrove tells everyone Steve's a queer. Steve, unaware of the rumors, is suddenly being bullied and preyed upon. Luckily for him, everyone is afraid of Eddie Munson, a boy who isn't afraid to bring a knife to a fist fight.
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22 Oct 2025
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Shoulda Somehow Realised What You Gotta Do by Anonymous for outofthatseminary
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
03 Sep 2024
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It was, in an odd way, a bit like a task, where Alex couldn’t stop the timer until it had been completed. Or, more accurately, couldn’t move on from the day until it’d been completed. Which meant there was something he had to be missing, something he was meant to do but hadn’t.
Of course, if it had been a task, he’d’ve stopped the clock and let Greg deal with the inevitable disqualification in the studio. It was funnier that way, usually, though Alex did find he had a new appreciation for the contestants who thought they’d nailed it only to have to turn around and defend themselves.
It was certainly less funny in his circumstance.
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- Part 44 of Taskmaster Collection
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19 Oct 2025