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    Vaccine day, one rare public sighting, one baby in a tiny hat.

    And Ilya Rozanov, to everyone’s great misfortune, being both ridiculously competent and extremely himself in public.

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    15 May 2026

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    I Love you.

    The words are new, like they had just been born; soft-skulled with a voice for crying. It’s hard to know what to do with something so new, but Ilya cares for their confessions like they are needy yet precocious infants. I love you. Ya Tebya Llyublyu. Ilya is proud of the words, like a parent is proud of their children. Ilya’s is already speaking full sentences in Russian.

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    Explorations of Ilya Rozanov, a man newly in love.

    Title taken from "Valentine" by Fiona Apple.

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    15 May 2026

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    Rose gets some touch ups done, Shane joins her for emotional support and has an impulsive idea.

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    13 May 2026

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    A reporter stepped forward. "Rozanov. Thoughts on Shane's new look?"

    "The wolfcut is falling perfectly," Ilya explained. "Also, Shane had very good game tonight. But I could not appreciate properly because I was too busy thinking about how pretty he is."

    On Twitter: Rozanov looking at Hollander’s wolfcut like it personally saved his life is my Roman Empire 🙏

    When Shane grows his hair out into a wolf cut and starts tying it into a bun, Ilya becomes distracted on the ice, and very publicly on the internet.

    Featuring: a viral hair tuck, a possessive tweet, and a team rule that exists solely because Ilya cannot behave.

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    07 May 2026

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    Leaning over Shane was a man. He had dark hair and was annoyingly handsome, the sort who looked like he’d never struggled with a grammatical case in his life.

    Shane laughed. Ilya turned his head.

    That was his husband. His Shane. His beautifully focused Shane, with the scattered freckles and the adorable way he leaned into a problem. And he was gifting that hard-won laugh to a stranger.

    Ilya is happy Shane is learning Russian. He just wasn’t prepared for how it would feel to watch someone else teach him, correct him, and make him laugh.

    Ilya reacts normally. Which is to say: not at all.

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    06 May 2026