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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    In which Mark S. has a workplace accident that causes his outie to be stuck in his head. Oops.

    This is not an OSHA approved fanfiction.

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    “You guys are gross,” Dylan says, standing at the coffee maker, pointing a finger.

    Mark just shakes his head as he begins to clean Dylan’s set up. He begins to ask a question, when his hand brushes the puddle. “Hey, Dylan, did you leave your computer o-“

    Everything goes white.

    He feels a momentary flash of pain, from his fingers, up through his core- and then he feels nothing at all.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    The Auction fails, leaving all of the Crows with a warrant for arrest over their heads and all of Ketterdam and the countries beyond officially their enemy.

    They've lost everything: their money, obscurity, and their last chance at winning and walking away free.

    They can only be helped by the Saints and each other now. What will they do to survive?

     

     

    The home that’s lived for years in his nightmares surrounds him, but he cannot see past the five people in front of him. His crew- they’re all looking to him, and as long as they are, he has something to fight for and protect the way he did his reputation and name in Ketterdam. He’s not letting them go.

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    27 Feb 2022

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    Bilbo was choking.
    His lungs burned with the acrid tang of smoke. Through his streaming eyes, the harsh light of enchanted fires and the glint of dirty orc steel blurred and swam in the darkness. The panicked yells of the dwarves, helplessly clinging to the falling pine tree, were a bold clash against the shrieking cacophony of snapping roots, fierce Warg howls, and the popping of the flames. Above all that, Bilbo heard the sound of Thorin’s skull crunching against stone, his body falling limp against the dry ground. A spike of sharp fear jolted through Bilbo’s chest, and his troubled breathing hitched.
    No.

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    Bilbo takes a leap of faith during the pine tree altercation between the company and Azog, and the repercussions that follow force all the members of the company to re-evaluate the worth of their burglar.

    One dwarven king included.

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    19 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Todd Brotzman is desperate for a job after being fired by the Perriman Grand. With his sister's medical bills quickly adding up, the offer of a job from an agency called Blackwing seems like the break he's been waiting for.

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    24 Nov 2019

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    They’d been back in time for less than a month when their father forced Klaus back into the mausoleum.
    But maybe this time his family can do the right thing.

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    01 Mar 2019