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Lay me in the stone beside him by Hulder
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Mar 2024
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“Lay me in the stone beside him.”
The plea, which he didn’t even know was true until he spoke it, slipped out – a mere whisper.
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In Need of a Family by RoyalKareem
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2026
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In his long and definitely-not-fun career, Agent Smiles has faced the absolute worst: wars, betrayals, and more explosions than a summer blockbuster marathon. After clawing his way up from rookie recruit to Westalis’s most legendary (and most caffeine-dependent) spy, he thought he’d seen it all.
He was wrong.
His newest mission? Parenthood.
To get close to his next target, Smiles must go undercover as your average family man. Translation: he has to add +1 wife and +1 child to his inventory and play the role of a picture-perfect head of the family — and an even better dad — complete with school runs, family dinners, and awkward “How was your day, dear?” conversations.
Because saving the world is one thing… but surviving family life? That’s a whole different operation!
Or… perhaps not? Well, maybe he could get used to this.
After all, adaptability is the mark of a truly great spy.[A Spy x Family RadioApple AU
With a dash of A/B/O flavoring — because why the hell not?]DAILY UPDATES ✨️
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26 Feb 2026
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In 1933, Alastor is a rising radio star with ambition to spare—and no intention of stopping, no matter the cost. When he calls out to the afterlife to make a deal, the one who answers isn’t a lesser demon, but Lucifer himself.
Lucifer is unraveling. His wife hates him, his young daughter is beyond his reach, and fatherhood—the only thing that ever gave him purpose—has been taken from him. So when Alastor offers everything—his heart, body, and soul—Lucifer accepts.
The bargain makes Alastor the most powerful sinner Hell has ever known.
It also binds them in ways neither fully understands, leading to consequences that will reshape Hell… and create life where neither of them expected it.Bookmarked by Hulder
25 Feb 2026
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Hells' Head Honcho by Alastorsteatimeritual (BeyondMadness)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2024
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Heaven lashed out with a truly heartless act of manipulation that almost resulted in the annihilation of Hell by non other than Lucifer himself. The retaliation brings about a conflict that cannot be resolved peacefully. Lucifer realises he ought to step up his game as King and gets a little help and support from the Hazbin Hotel. When a secret is revealed he has to change his relationship to that pain in his ass Alastor. Can Lucifer navigate his inner conflicts with those of Hell's future?
Update schedule: new chapter every tuesday.
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20 Feb 2026
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Alastor did not sign up for romance. Unfortunately, the universe disagrees.
When the world around him begins to behave like a poorly scripted program —complete with glowing hearts, intrusive system messages, and mandatory “bonding events”—Alastor quickly realizes something is very wrong. Silenced, constrained, and pressured into connections he does not intend to make nor deepen, he finds himself trapped in a system where neutrality is mistaken for interest and refusal is not an option.
The more he resists, the more it forces his hand.
A darkly comedic descent into forced intimacy, mistaken intent, and the cost of 'falling in love'.
Every choice affects a heart—whether he wants it to or not.
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15 Feb 2026
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Most people didn't manifest the mark of their soulmate right away. Oh, sure, it happened – it had happened with Lucifer, before anyone had known what a soulmate even was, before anyone had realised such a thing was possible for angels – but it was pretty uncommon.
And it was absolutely possible for it to break – or fade. It was pretty unlikely on Earth, hardly ever happened during the span of a regular human life – but when the souls in question were immortal? Yeah, sometimes things changed. Relationships grew distant, love degraded. Once you'd experienced the bond fading – or worse, breaking? – no, most people were a little wary about throwing themselves into a new relationship.
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Lucifer has experienced having a soulmate. Alastor has never been interested in the concept. Something is dreadfully wrong, because Lucifer is seeing shadows move out of the corner of his eye - and Alastor's claws are glowing golden.
Shit.
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14 Feb 2026