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Lay me in the stone beside him by Hulder
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Mar 2024
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“Lay me in the stone beside him.”
The plea, which he didn’t even know was true until he spoke it, slipped out – a mere whisper.
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It’d been a long time since Lucifer spent any amount of time with other people. He was okay, he was adjusting, these things took time, right? Just because he eventually hit his fill of social interactions on a daily basis and had to flee back to his rooms for a little ‘quiet time’ didn’t mean he was broken or anything, lots of people had issues, that’s what this whole damn hotel was all about.
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19 Jan 2026
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"Please, Alastor. I'll do literally almost anything. I'm desperate and you're the only one I can turn to. I mean it. Almost nothing is off the table so name your price!"
Alastor arched an eyebrow, "What do you want?"
"I need you to sort of maybe kind of fake being in love with me."
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(In other words: Lucifer wants to make Lilith jealous so Alastor agrees to fake date him)
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14 Jan 2026
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Lucifer woke up alone and considering he hadn't gone to bed that way, it only gets worse from there.
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11 Dec 2025
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“I think you’re willing to make a deal now, would I be correct?”
The sinner nodded his head frantically.
“Lovely. The terms are thus: you are going to give me your pathetic soul, and go out and—” Alastor chuckled. This was absolutely hilarious. He owed his darling Rosie for this later. “—spread the good word of our Lord and savior Lucifer. Be respectful of our King in all ways. Oh, and perhaps a public apology wouldn’t be too out of place. Of course, remember, if I find that you aren’t wholeheartedly abiding by the true intention of our deal, I’ll bring you right back here and give that smile of yours a little extra work-over. So, do we have a deal?”
My play on a more realistic version of how an 'Executioner Alastor' could come to be.
Feat: No deals between him and Lucifer, torturing of wayward sinners, a cursed duck child, a mounted TV, and attempts to make everything that Lucifer relies on center around him until he is so indispensable that Lucifer can't do anything to get rid of him.
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26 Nov 2025
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In a desperate bid to defeat Vox once and for all, Lucifer enlists Alastor to become the first and only 'Royal Executioner.'
However, complications soon arise when Alastor believes himself to be Lucifer's concubine due to a series of misunderstandings. As a result, Alastor repeatedly puts his own health and wellbeing on the line for the sake of completing his royal duties...especially when a recent attempt on Lucifer's life causes Alastor to jump in the line of fire.
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- Part 10 of Alastor Whump
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25 Nov 2025