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    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Pardon?”

    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was giving you the option to take it back.”

    “Take it back? Why would I do that?”

    “You’re not funny. Shane, genuinely please tell me what’s going on. Stop fucking around with me.”

    “Hayden, there’s a bun in my oven. I’m going to be eating for two. I’ll be out of commission for nine months. What other ways can I say this? I’m not fucking around with you. This isn’t a joke. I took four tests. I’m pregnant.” Shane said without a smile on his face. There was no laughter between his words. Hayden fell silent for a minute staring wide-eyed at Shane like he had seen a ghost.

    “Holy fucking shit.”

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    Shane is pregnant with Ilya’s baby. He proceeds to try to avoid Ilya while keeping the baby a secret. He’s not the best at avoiding Ilya though.

    DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE FRUSTRATION, MISUNDERSTANDINGS, MISCOMMUNICATION AND OVERTHINKING REPETITIVE THOUGHTS. DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT BE PATIENT. DEVELOPMENT TAKES TIME AND THESE TWO ARE STUPID AS FUCK IN THE BEGINNING. I CANNOT KEEP DEALING WITH HATE COMMENTS.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    "I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."

    "I don’t know what that means."

    "I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."

    "My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."

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    or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.

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    Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    “Y-Yeah, totally,” Shane replied. “D-Do you uh– do you know who that kid with Rozanov is?”

    Scott laughed a little, tilting his head in confusion.

    “Probably Rozanov’s kid,” he informed Shane, causing his brain to stall completely.

    “You didn’t hear?” Scott asked, and Shane blinked, trying to reboot his mind from the crash that Scott had just caused. “It’s why he took time off,” Hunter informed him. “Found out he had a kid, I guess. Or something like that, I didn’t really get the details.”

    Of all the reasons he’d thought of for Ilya disappearing for the past month, this had never crossed his mind. A million different thoughts raced through Shane’s mind. How the hell was Ilya a dad, and why hadn’t he told Shane and how the fuck did Scott Hunter of all people find out before him and—

    And what the fuck was Shane supposed to do now?

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    After the tuna melt situation, Ilya suddenly disappears from hockey for six weeks, claiming some sort of family emergency. Shane showed up to the All-Star game ready to try and fix things, only to be shocked to find a little girl at Ilya's side with remarkably familiar blue eyes.

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    21 Jan 2026