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mess with the honk, you get the bonk (untitled goose game)



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    “I just figured you were weirdly small. Do Watchers have runts?” Xander asked only half-mockingly, eyebrows raising at the immediate response.

    Excuse me!? I am perfectly average-sized for a—” Xelqua stopped.

    “...For a what?”

    “...For a,” The Watcher hunched into itself and checked over its shoulder. Which was completely unnecessary, considering Watchers can always see in all directions, “...Player.”

    The last word was whispered so quietly that Xander had to strain to hear it, and even then he questioned if he’d heard it right.

    “You’re a Player?” Xander asked incredulously, part insulted that it would try to fool him and part horrified that that was a possibility in the first place.
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    (Xelqua is a new Watcher. Xander, fondly known to many as Evil Xisuma, is a new prisoner of the Watchers. Neither of them want to be there.)

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “I made grians eyes windows into the void before it was cool” hard ass line

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    Callum remembers the fear he had felt as Rayla pushed Viren off the cliff.

     
    (he learns to fly, and also Ibis and her are there to help)

    Aka: some scenes I think we missed out on

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Me and the four wing fics in this fandom 💪🤝

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    "I need to go back," he tells his father the next day, sitting across from him at their little dining room table. He hasn't touched his food. "There is something there, on the island."

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Ouch, im still real hungry actually

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    “And what’s your plan for getting out? Steal the keys to the cells, bust your way out, then what? You have no leg, no backup, just a half-baked copycat and her idiot dragon.”

    “Don’t you hear it?” The boy asked. He’d taken the step forward to be standing right up next to Viggo, hands wrapped loosely around the cell bars. “Don’t you smell smoke?”

     

    or - astrid is actually having a really bad time being held hostage by viggo. the stupid boy who's shown up in the cell next to her is not making it better

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Im kinda hungry rn ngl but its too late for food :(

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    "Where do you think the rest of my leg went?"
    "I take it you killed the dragon that did that though? I'm just helping everyone else who they've hurt do-"
    "He's my best friend."
    "-the- What?"
    "The dragon that bit my leg off?" Hiccup ran a hand along Toothless' head, shrugged. "We talked it out. Some of us settle our issues without... well, without any of this."
    Drago stared at him in silence for a long moment. Hiccup thought he heard him mutter "Stupid fucking one-legged dragon loving fool" which- rude. Hiccup isn't stupid. The rest of those things, sure, but he's pretty damn sure he isn't stupid.

    or - hiccup has had the longest day known to man and really isn't in the mood to now listen to some random guy rant to him about his global domination plans. he does something about it. it is not at all a good idea

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    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Now wouldnt that have been nice